aLeX's definitions

kumquat

1) someone who is brain dead

2) someone who makes illogical decisions

fuck off you kumquat!

by Alex April 2, 2003

cheese grater

when you put your nuts in a girls mouth and beat off on her forehead or chest while she chews on your nuts

Bob: Dude Sally gave me a sloppy cheese grater
Ted:Sweet dude!

by Alex April 27, 2004

hash bash

the act of inhaling yer' stash

After my hash bash, I laid down on the floor and started cooing like a baby.

by alex November 23, 2004

brutalitised

A presence of being in which a person (the dumpee) feels the proverbial "burn" of said dumpedness. Also known as "Oh gutted, al" syndrome.

"I don't mean to bitch about it, but the only thing he had going for him in the bedroom was the TV."
"Oh man, he just got brutalitised!"

- Ex girlfriend and pals.

by Alex October 21, 2004

dave chappelle

funniest man ever!!!!

what ok and yeah.....lil jon impersonation

Im Rick james bitch

by alex March 9, 2004

McDonalds

The first human resource plant, invented by Satan himself. Made for the lack of food in small countries, McDonalds serves millions with their own human waste. The employees often screw your order up, and scratch their butt before they fix you food. The smell of McDonalds is often compared to the odor of sweaty vagina and burnt popcorn. It is also rumored that McDonalds is a secret organization created to keep the human population down.

We carried our week-old-feces to McDonalds so a lucky family could get the pleasure of eating our shit from the dollar menu.

by Alex December 15, 2003

slang

Colloquial english for those who can't speak english properly.

I speak slang, because I'm a teenager and I'm trying to be cool.

by Alex May 22, 2003