Smidge

A person, usualy female, short in stature, but large in heart. Also, smidges are usually very beautiful.

My smidge is the sweetest person I know

by Alex February 12, 2005

brutalitised

A presence of being in which a person (the dumpee) feels the proverbial "burn" of said dumpedness. Also known as "Oh gutted, al" syndrome.

"I don't mean to bitch about it, but the only thing he had going for him in the bedroom was the TV."
"Oh man, he just got brutalitised!"

- Ex girlfriend and pals.

by Alex October 21, 2004

sharking

The act of nibbling or chewing on a person's (girl's) nipples or breasts. It can also be used to descrive such an act occuring in other area.

Often refered to in 1970's sex ed. books as the next dangerous step after "heavy petting" when making out.

"It was all good until I started sharking her and she got all 'Ow! Ow! your hurting me!' and stuff..."

by Alex January 21, 2004

Chi-Mo

What you call a person who is a child molestor, or just a really creepy person.

"I have to work with this total chi-mo! He's such a creep!"

by Alex May 13, 2005

borange

Borange, the term used to describe a crusty old lady

aww! check out THAT borange

by Alex January 06, 2005

yogasm

When you strech your dick so much from yoga, you have an orgasm.

After getting in touch with nature, I got in tiuch with myslef and had a yogasm.

by Alex August 09, 2004

frothing walrus

n.

A manuever where a man is getting a blowjob and then when he is ready to ejaculate, he deepthroats the womam, causing semen to be forced out her nose. The semen streaks rememble the tusks of a walrus.

I gave that bitch a frothing walrus

by Alex April 20, 2005