aLeX's definitions

nerdula

1. The dark king of all nerds, who prays on "Noobs" and feasts on computer chips. He has leathal hacking skills and claims to be "1337". He is found only at the computer desk and inside the lockers at school.

i hope you get caught by nerdula, and you are taken into the dark abyss that is his nerdlyness.

by Alex December 4, 2003

Iraqi Information Minister

to deny something bad's happening to you when it's obvious it is

Liar: Nope, no gay strippers here!
Policeman: Don't try to pull an Iraqi Information Minister on me, ya homo, it just smells like wang around here, damn!

by Alex April 9, 2003

gainer

Gainer is slang for the diving trick reverse. The category number is 300. For Example, a reverse flip (usually the term for gainer) is 302, and reverse double would be 304. A reverve is done when walking forward with a full approach, and not running. Many inexperienced divers run on the board, and could very easily slip. Gainer 2 and a half, 305, pike is the dive Greg Lougains hit his head on in the Olympics.

My personal favorite dive is a 304 tuck, which is a reverse double, but I like to call it, "gainer double."

by alex February 22, 2005

nomsane

ebonic contraction of the term "know what I'm saying" A request for validation of some statement.

"This cheesesteak is totally whack, nomsane?"

by alex January 9, 2005

Buay

The buttox of a particularly good looking girl

I'm gonna get me some buay tonight. YO! Check out the buay on that bitch!

by Alex April 24, 2003

chillaxin

a word that an idiot at my school says because he thinks he's cool.

girl: what r u up to?
guy: chillaxin'

by Alex May 24, 2003

AK-74

Kalashnikov designed weapon, reformed from the AK-47. It is the main stay of the Russian Infantry. It has a 5.45 x 39mm bullet. More like the 5.56mm which the American M-16A2 uses. It is much more accurate and more muzzle velocity. Simple terms, a very much improved AK-47.
Calibur-5.45 x 39mm
Weight-3.3kg unloaded 3.9 loaded
Barrel-415mm
Rate of Fire-600-650 rds/min
Operation-Gas
Length-943mm
Rifling-4 grooves rh, 1 turn in 196mm
Muzzle velocity-900m/s
Effective range-500m (50 short of M-16a2)

A Russian infanry team with AK-74's dispatched a terrorist squad with AK-47's at a long range.

The M-16A2 has more range and piercing power, but the AK-74 is more durable.

by alex June 24, 2003