FuckFace

A. Someone with a face which was recently fucked, resulting in inexplainable distortions.

B. A face made when someone is working very hard at sex and their face scrunches up.

C. Someone who looks like something out of the "HunchBack of Notre Dame."

A. Gah! You turned me into a fuckface!

B. UNGGH! Holy shit, look at my fuckface!

C. Holy Shit! I either gotta lay of the weed or that guy is from Resident Evil!

by Alex May 02, 2004

Flub

Non-descript filler word. When stoned on weed, or in a particularly random mood, and upon sitting an exam, "Flub" is the word used to fill in questions that you do not know the answer to. Warning - this technique is not always guaranteed to earn you marks. The technique was first pioneered by a certain Jack K. who could not think of an answer to the questions but was told by his tutor to always give an answer. Often used in conjunction with "Plastic Penguins".

14. What is the Torque force of A if B rotates in a clockwise direction?

Answer: Flub.

by Alex September 17, 2004

mingin'

This is a Glasgow slang word, for stinkin, terrible etc

"The house was mingin" meaning it was dirty, smelly, the kind with sticky carpets!!
the garbage bin has not been emptied for weeks--mingin
Evolved to mean anything rotten, she was mingin.... stinkin

by Alex August 23, 2003

sf

Sexually Frustrated; Feelings of defeat and discouragement concerning one's sex life.

I haven't had sex in five months... I'm completely and utterly SF.

by Alex March 28, 2005

ubernoob

Comes from online gaming and is dervived from noob. Ubernoob is a higher level of noob and people often call people ubernoobs instead of just a normal noob for a change of pace when they kick people's ass.

*shoots friend in game then goes over and humps body yelling* Ha pwned you ubernoob.

by alex April 21, 2005

Lord Of The Rings

another nerd clique

Dude, look at those Tolkeinites. They obviously haven't seen a vagina before.

by Alex February 26, 2003

hater

person who openly criticizes with judgmental opinions based on fact and stereotype which may be ignorant. a hater is someone who is reserved with lauding someone on accomplishment and treats every one as suspect.

"i hate on people who drive in massachusetts" fact and stereotype blended because mass drivers tend to suck behind the wheel

by alex May 13, 2005