aLeX's definitions

Cock Knocker

N: One who randomly strikes people in the testicles. Often on a daily or hourly basis.

Billy is a cock knocker. He hit me in the balls everyday this week.

by Alex December 5, 2003

bundle fucked

A recent development in the Console Wars, when stores make a system availiable for pre-order only when you buy a ridiculously expensive bundle of games and accessories with it.

When I pre-ordered my Xbox 360, I was bundle fucked by the store, they made me pay $2000 for a 360 and 8 copies of Bloodwake

by Alex September 1, 2008

butterbutt

a woman who is very attractive, except she has a large or unattractive butt.

Oh man, that chick is so hot. Oh wait, nevermind, she's a butterbutt.

Man, she looks hot... but her BUTT.

by Alex September 28, 2004

Lawn Gibblets

1. A giblet that lives on the lawn

2. The mascot of a super-star golf team that ended up winning the chipping contest and Mrs. Bates' delicious cookies at golf camp

I was a Lawn Gibblet which means I'm eating a delicious cookie right now

by Alex November 28, 2003

Delex2002

A UBER lEET cool guy with a big penis1!1! face_dancing

(I have no idea who put up the defintition before me.. this is the REAL Delex2002)

Man, I sure wish I was as cool as Delex2002

by Alex March 28, 2005

Boffin

(Computer geek)
Science boffin

Origin: Boffin was a common colloquial term used in Britain during WW2 for the technical experts, the backroom boys, who were helping to win the war

An affectionate term, but with some practical fighting man’s scorn for the academic brain worker

Those boffins are always studying for their exams

Lindsay is such a boffin

by Alex October 21, 2003

cum

The white creamy liquid substance that emerges from a mans genital areas.. in other words.. DICK!!! This is a very salty.. yet.. sugery tasting thing.

There was much cum all over her friends sink when she spit it all over.

by Alex January 31, 2007