aLEx's definitions

ponzca

When someone adds there 2 cents into a conversation that they werent even in

that guy just pulled a ponzca

by alex January 21, 2005

the used

only the greatest band ever to walk this earth!

Me; So do you like THE USED?
Some Oblivious Nobody: who are they?
Me: only the best band known to....EVER!

by Alex February 8, 2004

Maserati

Once world famous Italian car company that is now owned by Ferrari. The Maserati Coupe Gt has a 4.2 liter V8 32valve 390hp engine (derived from the Ferrari 360 Modena V8) capable of pushing it up to 285 km/h (177 mph) with a 0.100 km/h (0-62mph) time of 4.9 secs.

Yo muthafucka ,u hearin' that Maserati V8 growlin'

by alex December 6, 2003

aznspark

A stupid girl with a nose the size of a spedometer.

Aznspark scream obseneties like "FAP"

by Alex July 11, 2004

Talking

When two people like eachother and are getting to know each other better,but are still single and not "going out" yet.

I've been talking to talking to this boy for a few weeks, but hes not my boyfriend yet.

by alex December 5, 2003

omgzorz

Yet another amazing internet word. this one is a doozy, its used in computer games and AIM. mostly to sound like an awesomely cool kids when in actuallity you spend ALL of your time on the computer playing games and flaming people in message boards. i raise my drink to you.

translation: Oh My God!

Omgzorz dat n00b got pwn3d!!11

by alex July 18, 2004

shmuck

Yiddish is origin very vulgar and means penis and can be used to mean and one who is an idiot and is versitile like most yiddish phrases

Oy, Vay you look like a shmuck in those farkatke cloths

by Alex February 13, 2003