aLEx's definitions

fandango

some one who takes a long crap.

I took a big fandango.

by Alex May 13, 2005

negative purpose

melbournes best up an coming band!! i love simon and matt and dave and xavier

the best band in Australia

by alex November 25, 2003

53043351

If you put this number in a calculator and turn it upside down, it says: I SEE HOES.

hoe

1 533 n00bi54 4035 (I see n00bish hoes)

by Alex December 29, 2004

boss

The dog that humps my brother all the time. Boss once had his balls tugged on because he had sexual relations with my cousin.

Stephen takes all the orders from Boss.

by Alex December 28, 2003

Minnesota Wild

A professional hockey team that set an all-time sports record by scoring one pathetic goal in an entire best of seven series.

Because of the team's Minnesota Wild-like play, they got shutout for third straight time.

by Alex March 4, 2004

May Contain Peanuts

Extremely dangerous

Bob: Hey, I just saw these street racers.
George: Dude, THAT may contain peanuts!

by Alex August 28, 2003

ricer

A person with a car(usually a Honda)who has spent more on visual modifications than they pay in apartment rent each year. They are usually aged between 18-30. They belive they are hot shit untill ask to race them, then they chicken out because they only have a stock 1.6L inline four engine.

See that ricer over there with the Civic? I'll bet he has a small penis.

by Alex February 8, 2004