What would happen under certain governments;
Communism: You have two cows. The governemt takes away both, gives you a small share of the proceeds and shares the rest out with the population.
Socialism: You have two cows. The government takes away just one and shares it out between themselves and the population
Liberalism: You have two cows. The government taxes you slightly on the sale of them
Conservatism: You have two cows. You are taxed almost zero on the sale of them, but the agricultural business will be subject to a recession pretty soon anyway
Fascism: You have two cows. The government takes away both and shoots you
Communism: You have two cows. The governemt takes away both, gives you a small share of the proceeds and shares the rest out with the population.
Socialism: You have two cows. The government takes away just one and shares it out between themselves and the population
Liberalism: You have two cows. The government taxes you slightly on the sale of them
Conservatism: You have two cows. You are taxed almost zero on the sale of them, but the agricultural business will be subject to a recession pretty soon anyway
Fascism: You have two cows. The government takes away both and shoots you
by zutroy September 26, 2004
'You stupid southern twat, why don't you support your local team?! It's genuine Mancunian fans like me who have to take the flack for you dickheads!' - me
by zutroy July 08, 2004
Something which is enforced in Britain, and as a result, only 70 people a year are killed each year by guns, compared with America's 12'000.
And don't say 'that's because America's population is vastly bigger'. It's only 4 times bigger than Britain's, which means only 280 people should be killed by guns each year over there
And don't say 'that's because America's population is vastly bigger'. It's only 4 times bigger than Britain's, which means only 280 people should be killed by guns each year over there
Switzerland don't have gun control, but they have a low crime rate because they're not constitution-fucking American nutjobs!! In the words of the great Chris Rock; 'You need some bullet control!!'
by zutroy March 02, 2004
by zutroy February 11, 2004
Compromise, conformity, assimilation, submission, ignorance, hypocrisy, brutality, the elite
All of which are American Dreams
All of which are American Dreams
by zutroy September 14, 2004
a term used to show one that one does not care what one says to them about themselves or any other information
Emma: I slept with my boyfriend last night
Tom: (points to his face) yes, this is my bothered face!!
Tom: (points to his face) yes, this is my bothered face!!
by zutroy February 11, 2004
A 'football team' with probably the most pathetic and troublesome set of fans in the history of English football.
Still consider Manchester United and Chelsea as their biggest rivals, despite the fact that they are light years away from either team in the old Division 1.
Have a history of hooliganism, neo-Nazism and sick songs about the 1958 Munich air disaster amongst sections of their moronic fanbase.
Still consider Manchester United and Chelsea as their biggest rivals, despite the fact that they are light years away from either team in the old Division 1.
Have a history of hooliganism, neo-Nazism and sick songs about the 1958 Munich air disaster amongst sections of their moronic fanbase.
Leeds United ought to grow up and realise that every other team in this country hates their LOCAL rivals. Bradford City follow this, and hate Leeds with a passion, but Leeds obviously think by hating two of England's top teams instead, they are just trying to boost their own tiny profile.
by zutroy December 20, 2004