Brown gownage

The act of defecating on someone and smearing it all over them, giving the appearance they are wearing a gown.

Kate staggered home, covered in another person's bowel butter after a drug-induced night of brown gownage.

by Zonal K September 29, 2019

Feacal contingency

An amount of spare human shit kept by the toilet (normally in a container) for people to throw into the bowl if they are having trouble shitting. This is normally done to make them feel better for wasting time on the bowel bowl.

After 10 minutes on the shitter, Sam realised he was going to need to dip into his feacal contingency.

by Zonal K September 19, 2019

Hole patrol

The act of driving around looking for pump partners.

Last night I spent 2 hours and $15 in fuel on hole patrol before I ended up getting my knob gobbled.

by Zonal K October 03, 2019

punch out a chunk of rump junk

To do a shit.

Jayden ran to the ceramic throne to punch out a chunk of rump junk.

by Zonal K October 03, 2019

smashed analcado

The foul mess smeared around the anus and buttocks area after a heavy session of anal sex (often post-curry); resembling the consistency of smashed avocado.

She staggered to the bathroom, the air putrid, nursing a back-end smeared with smashed analcado.

by Zonal K June 25, 2018

meat in three vag

When you shit and manage to cram it into three women's vaginas - while it is still warm.

I was so pissed last night, I took those three whores back to my house and had a meat in three vag supper..

by Zonal K June 26, 2018

Arse mask

Smeared shit across the face, giving the appearance of a mask.

He had forgotten it was Halloween. The shops were shut, so he had to apply an arse mask.

by Zonal K September 29, 2019