Definitions by Zonal K

smeared shit across the cunt 

The act where a female wipes her shitty ass in a hurry and it smears across her vagina - befouling it.

She knew her night was ruined, she had smeared shit across the cunt.

smeared shit across the cunt by Zonal K June 28, 2018

End Of Financial Smear 

The act of, on June 30 each year, smearing yourself in your own arse batter and starting to do your tax return.

Ive been loading up on curry for End Of Financial Smear tomorrow.

End Of Financial Smear by Zonal K June 28, 2018

meat in three vag

When you shit and manage to cram it into three women's vaginas - while it is still warm.

I was so pissed last night, I took those three whores back to my house and had a meat in three vag supper..

meat in three vag by Zonal K June 26, 2018

bowel butter 

Human feaces that have the consistency of butter (moist and pastey). Tend to smear the bowl (causing ceramic mascara)

The bar staff were horrified at the bowel butter smeared over the establishment's toilet facilities

bowel butter by Zonal K June 25, 2018

bowel towel

Toilet paper

Juat nicking off to the shop to buy some bowel towel.

bowel towel by Zonal K June 25, 2018

Arse batter 

The thick substance that is expelled from the anus.

Her knickers were full of arse batter..

Arse batter by Zonal K June 25, 2018

smashed analcado 

The foul mess smeared around the anus and buttocks area after a heavy session of anal sex (often post-curry); resembling the consistency of smashed avocado.

She staggered to the bathroom, the air putrid, nursing a back-end smeared with smashed analcado.

smashed analcado by Zonal K June 25, 2018