Zonal K's definitions

bowel banana

A turd.

He crawled up onto Dave's car and dropped a bowel banana onto his bonnet.

by Zonal K October 8, 2019

Cram My Clam With Your Ham Then Throw Your Man-Jam Across My Face Like A Head-Band Vol.9

The ninth (and arguably the best) in the pornographic series. In this movie, Berri Taylor gets four guys to make her a cum headband, before going out and playing tennis. She ends up with a straight sets victory.

Last night Tori came around my house and watched "Cram My Clam With Your Ham Then Throw Your Man-Jam Across My Face Like A Head-Band Vol.9". I've got it on blu ray (region B) now.

by Zonal K September 25, 2019

Gash register

The act of putting coins on your girlfriend's tits, then fucking her until they fly off; flipping her over straight after and swiping a credit card through her arse crack.

Yeah I won't be seeing Jane again, I think I freaked her out with the gash register last night.

by Zonal K September 2, 2019

Shit Shed Entry Program

The planning before anal sex.

Dinner and drinks for Shelly was all a part of David's Shit Shed Entry Program for her. He'd be bowel deep by midnight.

by Zonal K October 3, 2019

meat from the arse

The foul smelling, moist material that oozes from the anus following a session of curry consumption or anal pounding. The texture is similar to heavily chewed meat, and smells like meat that has been used over several days.

Kelly rolled over in bed and passed wind, but much to Mike's disgust - it was followed by a mound of meat from the arse.

by Zonal K July 21, 2018

foulage

The, largely meat-based, human waste that comes for one's anus. More commonly referred to as feaces.

The toilet was heavily sprayed with foulage.

by Zonal K June 23, 2018

Throw a rat at the wall and call me "Oscar 99"

A phrase exclaimed in times of total bewilderment.

Well throw a rat at the wall and call me "Oscar 99", I had no idea Kerry was a girl - I swear I saw a ball hanging out swimmimg last week.

by Zonal K June 24, 2018