harambe's revenge

The year 2020, where all of humankind is suffering through one catastrophe after another as punishment for killing Harambe in 2016.

Person 1: First Australia was on fire, then we were on the brink of World War III, the coronavirus is still fucking up everything, and one beloved icon after another keeps dying. This year blows.
Person 2: It has to be harambe's revenge.

by Zoidberg's bitch July 23, 2020

protagonist bullshit

The ability of the protagonist of any book, movie, tv show, etc. to be able to almost effortlessly overcome any task within a relatively short amount of time.

In the anime Bleach, the soul reaper captains spend centuries mastering their abilities, but Ichigo is able to surpass them in a matter of days through the power of protagonist bullshit.

by Zoidberg's bitch January 31, 2021

crackhead determination

An almost supernatural level of focus and resilience often demonstrated by crackheads in the pursuit of more crack.

A single honey badger is capable of fighting off multiple lions with nothing but ferocity and sheer crackhead determination.

by Zoidberg's bitch December 29, 2021

uncle kyle

A man that will side with women against men on any issues, often condemning his own gender in the hopes of gaining female approval. The phrase was first used in the show South Park by Leopold "Butters" Stotch.

It's okay to be proud of being a man, don't let some Uncle Kyle tell you differently.

by Zoidberg's bitch April 27, 2020

french pop tart

Delicately placing a pop tart in between one's butt cheeks to resemble a pop tart in a toaster, and having another eat it out.

When you're hungry and horny in the morning, giving someone a french pop tart is a great way to start your day.

by Zoidberg's bitch June 09, 2016

dopabate

When an individual masturbates not because they feel horny, but because they are clinically depressed and the rush of dopamine they receive from an orgasm is the closest thing to joy they can feel anymore.

Everyday I dopabate to briefly escape the existential dread that consumes my existence.

by Zoidberg's bitch July 22, 2020

prison fag

An incarcerated male, who is otherwise heterosexual, who participates in gay acts only while in prison.

Darnell ain't gay, he's a prison fag. He only sucked all those dicks to pass the time in jail.

by Zoidberg's bitch November 28, 2018