Knife Hit

also known as knifers
see hooter

Dude my hooter broke :'(

by zip April 24, 2005

hoot

a ghetto-slang way to say hooter

Where's the hoot, brotha?

by zip April 24, 2005

Virtual Cockblock

When a former friend prevents you from getting ass, not in person, but from any distance.

"Hey man, I'm going to put The club online and it's going to be funny."

"Hey man, that girl saw the definition. Game OVER."

"YES... I AM KING OF THE VIRTUAL COCKBLOCK!"

by Zip February 07, 2003

cubicle farm

Like a real farm, except where you normally have pigs and cows wandering in fenced-off pens, you have white-collar drones wandering (mentally) in walled-off cubicles. Every so often, the (farmer) boss comes by to harvest the fruits of the farm, whether they are eggs, milk or TPS reports.

On a clear day, the neat rows of cubicles at PathETech Inc. seemed to stretch for miles.

by Zip September 03, 2004

America Online

An internet service provider, who's software suite is written like a hardcore virus.

OMG if AOL tries to dial after I close the program one more time I'm going to strangle my monitor!!

by zip April 24, 2005

Morning Thrust

When you wake up spooning someone with morning wood, and proceed to give them a good thrustin.

"Hey, where'd you sleep after the party?"

"I woke up in the basement with some chick, i dunno who she was but I gave her a healthy dose of the Morning Thrust!"

by Zip February 07, 2003

Scrunt

The female equivalent of taint

He was all up in my scrunt.

by zip August 24, 2021