Virtual Cockblock

When a former friend prevents you from getting ass, not in person, but from any distance.

"Hey man, I'm going to put The club online and it's going to be funny."

"Hey man, that girl saw the definition. Game OVER."

"YES... I AM KING OF THE VIRTUAL COCKBLOCK!"

by Zip February 07, 2003

Scrunt

The female equivalent of taint

He was all up in my scrunt.

by zip August 24, 2021

right you are Ken

from mxc or most extreme elimination challenge, a TNN show based on the Japanese game show Takeshi's castle. said when host Vic Romano agrees with other host, Kenny Blankenship.

"When you grab that shaft, Vic, you have to use both hands!"
"Right you are Ken!"

by Zip August 28, 2004

cubicle farm

Like a real farm, except where you normally have pigs and cows wandering in fenced-off pens, you have white-collar drones wandering (mentally) in walled-off cubicles. Every so often, the (farmer) boss comes by to harvest the fruits of the farm, whether they are eggs, milk or TPS reports.

On a clear day, the neat rows of cubicles at PathETech Inc. seemed to stretch for miles.

by Zip September 03, 2004

Scrode

Cross between a chodemaster and a douche. See "scrunt"

C'mon scrodes, let's roll!

by zip August 24, 2021

Popen

When one stands up in his/her own bed, urinates on every nearby surface, and proceeds to lay down in said urine for a good nights rest.

Haha ... omg I can't believe Cheesman got the Popen last night!

by Zip February 07, 2003

America Online

An internet service provider, who's software suite is written like a hardcore virus.

OMG if AOL tries to dial after I close the program one more time I'm going to strangle my monitor!!

by zip April 25, 2005