schrödinger's cat

A hypothetical cat subjected to the difficult job of being both alive and dead at the same time for all eternity.

Schrödinger's cat is dead.
Schrödinger's cat is not dead.

by Zi October 03, 2004

cow

A hoofed mammal known widely for standing in fields and eating grass. it is also the subject of the myth of "cow tipping" and often used in many different ways for human and animal consumption.

The word 'cow' is said to be inheriently funny, and so cows are used in many jokes using animals. Gary Larson, author of The Far Side, is known for making countless comics featuring cows. Many people imitate the sounds of the cow to seem amusing or to fill in long, uncomfortable silences in conversations.

a: I saw a cow the other day.
b: haha
a: what? I really did.
b: oh.

by Zi October 03, 2004

emote

Emotes can be either the asterisks placed in front and behind a sentence describing action to indicate the permorance of that action or a short version of emoticon, which is a face made with the characters on a keyboard.

a: *runs*
b: *chases*
b: >=D
a: *runs faster*

by Zi October 03, 2004

OMGWTFBBQ

"Oh my God, What the fuck, Barbeque." A parody of internet acronyms, used sarcastically. It can be used at the same times one would use "omgwtf".

MATT DAMON IS OMG SOOOO HAWT!!! OMGWTFBBQ!!!!1111!!

by Zi October 03, 2004