Zed Numar's definitions

Ful

Very, extremely, completely and utterly.

"Those cops were ful angry when we gave them the laugh!"

by Zed Numar August 12, 2021

Blitz

To go through a portal, usually rashly or hastily. To rush into a situation blindly. A good way to end up in the blinds.

"That new waiter blitzed through the door to the kitchen and ran straight into a cook carrying a dished of bananas flambé."

by Zed Numar July 18, 2021

Bubbed till the pitcher's empty

Very, very drunk. So drunk that the bubber's actually sweating out the bub through his skin. A particularly common state of consciousness for patrons of slum dive bars.

That wino gets bubbed till the pitcher's empty every night, his liver will be dying soon.

by Zed Numar July 20, 2021

Give 'em the laugh

To escape or slip through the clutches of someone. Robbing a police officer and not getting caught is giving him the laugh.

"Lol, when we rob that police evidence room full of cash and drugs tonight, we're going to really give 'em the laugh..."

by Zed Numar August 31, 2021

Apple-Chaser

Someone willing to do anything, no matter how degrading, for any amount of money; named for the "road apples" left behind by ponies in rural town streets.

That apple-chaser has been climbing into garbage bins to collect cans for recycling. He's do anything for to put jink in his coin-purse.

by Zed Numar July 9, 2021

Canny

Smart or talented.

"That berk is one canny blood, he figured out that Rubik's cube in under a minute!"

by Zed Numar July 24, 2021

Biter

Anybody very short and very, very mean. Insult.

"Don't mess with the Oompa-Loompas. They're vicious biters."

by Zed Numar July 18, 2021