You know what band really sucks?

Sonic Youth.

Now I liked this band when I was younger but they have not aged very well. Their music all sounds the same also and it gets old fast. They are also very lame. Their only good album was the 1985 album Bad Moon Rising.

You know what band really sucks?

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 11, 2020

I hate most people

Most people most of the time, are pinheaded bottom feeders want nothing to do with them

I hate most people. I am a Misanthrope through and through

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker April 21, 2021

Mr. Rogers

Boomerang, Zoomerang, Doomerang ... Up!

Be my neighbor

Looking back. . .child
And now I realize. . .fucker
How much you really loved him. . .child
This child's mind you hypnotized. . .fucker

You came to him. . .child
You really didn't know your lies. . .fucker
Now, his innocence gone. . .child
I'm that child you terrorized. . .fucker

This fucking thing that I know, it came to me from you
This fucking hate that I feel, because of you
My childhood is gone, because I loved you
My childhood is gone, because I loved you

Be my neighbor
Be my neighbor
My neighbor

But Fred, you told me everybody was my neighbor
They took advantage of me and then they took their turns hating me
I wish I wouldn't have ever watched you, I really mean it
My childhood, a failure
What a fuckin’ neighbor

But Fred, you told me everybody was my neighbor
They took advantage of me and then they took their turns hating me
I wish I wouldn't have ever watched you, I really mean it
My childhood, a failure
What a fuckin’ neighbor

I hate you, I will too
I hate you, I will too
I hate you, I will too
I hate you!
I hate you!

Be my neighbor
Be my neighbor

(Be my neighbor)
This fucking hate that I feel!
This fucking thing that I feel!
My childhood is gone!
My childhood is gone!

This fucking hate that I feel!
This fucking thing that I feel!
My childhood is gone!
My childhood is gone!

I will too
I will too
I will too
I will too
I will too
I will too
I will too
I will too
I will too

Mr. Rogers

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker February 19, 2021

Neutral Evil

A neutral evil villain does whatever she can get away with. She is out for herself, pure and simple. She sheds no tears for those she kills, whether for profit, sport, or convenience. She has no love of order and holds no illusion that following laws, traditions, or codes would make her any better or more noble. On the other hand, she doesn't have the restless nature or love of conflict that a chaotic evil villain has.

Some neutral evil villains hold up evil as an ideal, committing evil for its own sake. Most often, such villains are devoted to evil deities or secret societies.

Neutral evil beings consider their alignment to be the best because they can advance themselves without regard for others.

Neutral evil is the most dangerous alignment because it represents pure evil without honor and without variation.

The Neutral Evil Code

The personal code of a neutral evil character may look like this:

1. You shall lie to advance yourself.

2. You shall harm the innocent to advance yourself.

3. You shall kill to advance yourself.

4. You shall not aid the weak.

5. You shall honor those who are stronger.

6. You shall follow the law only to advance yourself.

7. You shall betray friends, family, community, and nation to advance yourself.

8. You shall not aid those who protect the weak.

9. You shall not show mercy to enemies.

10. You shall seek unlimited power over others.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 07, 2020

The French

They are irrelevant and their country and culture will one day cease to exist. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA stupid bastards

Nobody likes the French people

The French are the ultimate hypocrites

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker July 11, 2021

I’m eating spaghetti

Spaghetti 🍝 is yummy

I’m eating 🍝 I’m eating spaghetti, I’m eating I’m eating 🍝 I’m eating spaghetti, I’m eating spaghetti

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 10, 2020

I want to get stuck up your butthole

This means you like someone. Duh.

Oh Lisa, you are so fucking fine. I want to get stuck up your butthole.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 09, 2020