ISTP

Piece of shit personality type.

Assholes. As a brilliant INTJ mastermind, I’d rather die than help somebody like you ISTP’s. Nobody can come as close to the brilliance of Ted Kaczynski or Friedrich Nietzsche. Assholes, you NEVER understood the brilliance and genius of us INTJ’s... ISTP’s take advantage of everything. Your whole lives are a fake.

If you’re an INTJ, always beware of ISTP’s because they are only just using you for their own advantage. See: selfish jackasses

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker May 12, 2021

Zarathustra

When Zarathustra arrived at the edge of the forest, he came upon a town. Many people had gathered there in the marketplace to see a tightrope walker who had promised a performance. The crowd, believing that Zarathustra was the ringmaster come to introduce the tightrope walker, gathered around to listen. And Zarathustra spoke to the people:

Zarathustra has no idea how to do the hokey pokey.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 01, 2021

Is it just me, or does the music today suck ass?

I don’t know why. But I really think the new music that’s being released today sucks ass. I have a very big discography and I’m always listening to good music especially around the late 1970s and early 1980s era. I wasn’t even born then. But I always have a lack of music that’s been released in the 2000s. Especially the 2010s and 2020s. Music these days is so bad it’s absurd. I thought music was horrible back in 2004, but it ain’t nearly as shitty as today’s honk of shit. Music from 2004 actually sounds good in comparison to what they’re playing today. And I was only 13 back then. It’s a disgrace, I honestly think the new music dumbs you down, I can feel my IQ dropping when I listen to it...

Probably had something to do with Bill Clinton signing something in 1996 or something. That allowed radio stations in America to buy as much stations in a market that they could, so all the big corporations bought out all the media and destroyed the music industry. Anything that’s been released since 1996 basically has been crappier than the music that came before, if you ask me.

Is it just me, or does the music today suck ass?

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 17, 2020

Isn’t there some way

I don’t know if I can get my GED. This has proven itself extremely difficult.

Isn’t there some way to rig the GED? Cause I just can’t do the math. Maybe I have a Disability but it is really taking my time. Can anyone give me anything that will end my torment? I really don’t understand the Math. I feel stuck and trapped. It’s really bad timing cause I will be 30 years old soon. I’m so tired of being held down. It has truly played me.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker February 09, 2021

Angel Baby

It's just like heaven being here with you
You're like an angel, too good to be true
But after all, I love you, I do
Angel baby, my angel baby
When you are near me, my heart skips a beat
I can hardly stand on my own two feet
Because I love you, I love you, I do

Angel baby, my angel baby
Oh, I love you, oh I do
No one could love you like I do
Please, never leave me blue and alone
If you ever go, I'm sure you'll come back home
Because I love you, I love you, I do
Angel baby, my angel baby
It's just like heaven being here with you dear
I could never stay the way without you near
Because I love you, I love you, I do
Angel baby, my angel baby
Oh, I love you, oh, I do
No one could love you like I do

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 05, 2020

Bang a Gong

Well you're dirty and sweet
Clad in black don't look back and I love you
You're dirty and sweet, oh yeah
Well you're slim and you're weak
You've got the teeth of the hydra upon you
You're dirty, sweet and you're my girl
Get it on, bang a gong, get it on
Get it on, bang a gong, get it on

Well you're built like a car
You've got a hubcap diamond star halo
You're built like a car, oh yeah
Well you're an untamed youth
That's the truth with your cloak full of eagles
You're dirty, sweet and you're my girl
Get it on, bang a gong, get it on
Get it on, bang a gong, get it on (oh)
Well you're windy and wild
You've got the blues in your shoes and your stockings
You're windy and wild, oh yeah
Well you're built like a car
You've got a hubcap diamond star halo
You're dirty, sweet and you're my girl
Get it on, bang a gong, get it on
Get it on, bang a gong, get it on
Well you're dirty and sweet
Clad in black, don't look back and I love you
You're dirty and sweet, oh yeah
Well you dance when you walk
So let's dance, take a chance, understand me
You're dirty, sweet and you're my girl
Get it on, bang a gong, get it on
Get it on, bang a gong, get it on (ow)
Get it on, bang a gong, get it on (ow)
(Get it on)
Get it on, bang a gong, get it on
Get it on, bang a gong, get it on

Get it on, bang a gong, get it on
Get it on, bang a gong, get it on
Take me
For a meanwhile I'm still thinking

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 26, 2020

Quackfart

When you release a fart from your buttocks and it sounds like a duck quacking

Quack!!!! I just fired off a quackfart!!!

There must be a duck in here...

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker October 28, 2020