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Necessism

As opposed to Narcissism, the resolve to go it alone in multiple roles when the real narcissists decline them.
You know I'm not a triplet; that video Trio of Me is an act of pure necessism!
by Zappin' Nap March 10, 2024
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toxymoron

Any member of a corporate cabal that would allot 30% over fair budget to uphold well-disproven principles behind a crisis the lesser amount would have remedied.
So let me get this right, instead of investing $10,000 a quarter into properly filling our vacancy the toxymorons are throwing $13,000 into more shifts for the existing staff.
by Zappin' Nap October 9, 2020
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SWAT team

An organizational cabal of spin doctors, usually engaged to protect a frivolous accuser from the whole truth.

SWAT is an acronym for "Sherwin Williams Academy of Transparency."
Pete's got himself quite a dilemma... if he seeks out that client, they'll fire him; if she gets to their SWAT team first, he'll wish they had.
by Zappin' Nap October 28, 2012
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Jim Titmouse

A level of remedial inclusion that is depicted as racist because it does not disqualify presumed supremacists.
Merit hiring is Jim Crow? Jim Titmouse, maybe!
by Zappin' Nap January 22, 2025
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3AP

America's latest anti-racist PAC:

All Assholes Are Pink
" I'll be safe at the demonstration, Ma; 3AP is sponsoring it!"
by Zappin' Nap November 24, 2021
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engasheed

The state of having nothing of common interest to discuss at the moment.
"What's up, good buddy?"

"Engasheed!"
by Zappin' Nap September 13, 2019
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Bidemony

Legalized extraction of large regular payments, to no discernible purpose, for whose funding a second job or post-retirement employment is necessary.
Frank's gonna live off Social Security and that 403b? On $23K a year Bidemony?
by Zappin' Nap September 20, 2022
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