Zappin' Nap's definitions

Voicemeat

Meaningful parts in a vocal arrangement.

Yeah, they came back to me with a "new improved Set List"; sorry, I need more voicemeat!

by Zappin' Nap June 25, 2023

Scatagitant General

The Supreme Commander of workplace "shit-stirring" operations designed to dislodge large deposits thereof.

"Yeah, it's getting kinda thick, and the boss is in on it... whaddya think, Marv, you've always been our Scatagitant General!"

by Zappin' Nap December 2, 2022

dicasse

An extremely abbreviated hygiene measure taken by a male who would otherwise be late for school or work.

Oh shit, my alarm didn't go off and I've got 10 minutes to get to work .. Dicasse Time!

by Zappin' Nap August 21, 2023

Airport Triage

The uniform inprocessing Emergency Room patients in a manner and sequence comparable to that of airline passengers; i.e., proof of identity and x-raying of everything.

Hey we got real emergencies here, can the Airport Triage stuff wait for their care?

by Zappin' Nap July 28, 2023

Jim Titmouse

A level of remedial inclusion that is depicted as racist because it does not disqualify presumed supremacists.

Merit hiring is Jim Crow? Jim Titmouse, maybe!

by Zappin' Nap January 22, 2025

Necessism

As opposed to Narcissism, the resolve to go it alone in multiple roles when the real narcissists decline them.

You know I'm not a triplet; that video Trio of Me is an act of pure necessism!

by Zappin' Nap March 10, 2024

toxymoron

Any member of a corporate cabal that would allot 30% over fair budget to uphold well-disproven principles behind a crisis the lesser amount would have remedied.

So let me get this right, instead of investing $10,000 a quarter into properly filling our vacancy the toxymorons are throwing $13,000 into more shifts for the existing staff.

by Zappin' Nap October 9, 2020