Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Zappin' Nap

jepped

He was jepped. He's even got his name on the crime. Everybody who crosses the Clintons gets jepped.

jepped by Zappin' Nap August 11, 2019

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A guy who goes around smelling little girls' bicycle seats.

OMG Check out the bike rack... that gaupp's even hitting the tricycles!

gaupp by Zappin' Nap July 17, 2019

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To wash one's hands after ordering at a fast food kiosk.

Look at these fingerprints on this monitor... I think we oughta de-coli before digging into the French fries.

de-coli by Zappin' Nap April 17, 2019

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In Catholic liturgy, a ringer from a nearby shrine called into make ministry decisions the member-ship-at-large could have handled.

Oh God... they're bringing in a shrinehundt from the Marians and we're gonna be doing those godawful charismatic songs!

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(etym. UN- + luNCH) A severely abbreviated nutritional refuel for which an employee is expected to report a 30-minute break.

I'm starving and the next client is due in seven minutes. Unnch Time!

Unnch by Zappin' Nap January 15, 2019

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A conspiracy to restrict funding for the repair of roads and bridges seldom traveled by the privileged.

We'll never get our road paved; The Infrastricture wants more trees lining Main Street.

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The changing of a name or title to artificially enhance one's social or occupational stature.

So instead of the Housekeeper we page the Environmental Service Engineer? That's so paulshit joeshit

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