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by Zappin' Nap June 25, 2023
Get the Voicemeat mug.The Supreme Commander of workplace "shit-stirring" operations designed to dislodge large deposits thereof.
"Yeah, it's getting kinda thick, and the boss is in on it... whaddya think, Marv, you've always been our Scatagitant General!"
by Zappin' Nap December 2, 2022
Get the Scatagitant General mug.An extremely abbreviated hygiene measure taken by a male who would otherwise be late for school or work.
by Zappin' Nap August 21, 2023
Get the dicasse mug.The uniform inprocessing Emergency Room patients in a manner and sequence comparable to that of airline passengers; i.e., proof of identity and x-raying of everything.
by Zappin' Nap July 28, 2023
Get the Airport Triage mug.A level of remedial inclusion that is depicted as racist because it does not disqualify presumed supremacists.
by Zappin' Nap January 22, 2025
Get the Jim Titmouse mug.As opposed to Narcissism, the resolve to go it alone in multiple roles when the real narcissists decline them.
by Zappin' Nap March 10, 2024
Get the Necessism mug.Any member of a corporate cabal that would allot 30% over fair budget to uphold well-disproven principles behind a crisis the lesser amount would have remedied.
So let me get this right, instead of investing $10,000 a quarter into properly filling our vacancy the toxymorons are throwing $13,000 into more shifts for the existing staff.
by Zappin' Nap October 9, 2020
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