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domino clusterfuck

Based on the theory proposed by R. M. Nixon, a self-perpetuating comedy of errors; not to be confused with a regular clusterfuck, which ends quietly when the last error can't spawn a chain reaction of new ones.
So after Ed has to change his shirt because his wife spilled coffee on him, he misses his bus, calls a taxi... the driver jumps a curb, blows out a rear tire, doesn't have a spare, and when the police come he fails the balloon test and Ed has to go in with the police and fill out a report? That, my friend, is a Domino Clusterfuck!
by Zappin' Nap January 9, 2011
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flatch hatch

n. An automotive sunroof whose rear end may be elevated for emergency ventilation.
I'm riding to the Chili Cookoff with Tom -- his car's got a flatch hatch.
by Zappin' Nap October 22, 2007
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Contraspam

The generic name for a folder to which your actually desired e-mail is forwarded, conceding your Inbox to the voluminous Spam that "leaks through" your ISP's filters.
It's great... I have two Contraspam folders, one for "Friends&Family" and one for "Merchants" I actually do business with!
by Zappin' Nap November 24, 2018
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shrinehundt

In Catholic liturgy, a ringer from a nearby shrine called into make ministry decisions the member-ship-at-large could have handled.
Oh God... they're bringing in a shrinehundt from the Marians and we're gonna be doing those godawful charismatic songs!
by Zappin' Nap March 19, 2019
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paulshit joeshit

The changing of a name or title to artificially enhance one's social or occupational stature.
So instead of the Housekeeper we page the Environmental Service Engineer? That's so paulshit joeshit
by Zappin' Nap December 13, 2018
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The Infrastricture

A conspiracy to restrict funding for the repair of roads and bridges seldom traveled by the privileged.
We'll never get our road paved; The Infrastricture wants more trees lining Main Street.
by Zappin' Nap January 5, 2019
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Unnch

(etym. UN- + luNCH) A severely abbreviated nutritional refuel for which an employee is expected to report a 30-minute break.
I'm starving and the next client is due in seven minutes. Unnch Time!
by Zappin' Nap January 15, 2019
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