scatagitate

(v.t.) Stir the shit.

Those town council meetings on Community Television are so boring... I think I'll go over there and scatagitate a bit!

by Zappin' Nap September 01, 2018

millipube

In music post-production, the basic unit of horizontal note or beat shifting necessary to correct a timing error.

"Jenna, you're still about seven millipubes ahead of the snare, let's wrap up and we'll correct it it post."

by Zappin' Nap February 24, 2021

Trumpous

Exceeding pompous. Use with Ass optional but redundant.

Oh God, McCornhole got re-elected. So we still have six more years of that Trumpous.

by Zappin' Nap November 09, 2020

cosmopastoral

1. (adj.) Believing or resigned to the notion that rural law enforcement, education, housing, and infrastructure policies should be engineered to woo urban tourists at the expense of the needs and mores of permanent residents.
2. (n.) A believer in, or engineer of, the this model of "gentrification".

"Drive on through to Vermont; The Berkshires are way too cosmopastoral!"

by Zappin' Nap April 25, 2022

autoproctologist

A person who is board-certifiably competent in preforming naked-eye self-assessment for intestinal polyps, especially while driving.

That jerk who cut us off has an MD license plate, and his head is that far up his ass?... Must be an autoproctologist!

by Zappin' Nap January 22, 2023

primate discipline

Literally, monkey-spanking; by extension, any repetitive exercise bearing no foreseeable benefit to mankind.

How can we get anything done with all this primate discipline going on?

by Zappin' Nap December 17, 2019

Annapolis Rhythm Section

Any array of virtual instruments composed and played back to accompany a marginal singer/songwriter trying to sound like a real band.

Yeah I heard that new bassist and drummer Joel got: The Annapolis Rhythm Section -- all MIDI!

by Zappin' Nap March 07, 2021