besunset

(v.t.) To deliberately withhold volume-sensitive tasks necessary for an employee to maintain advanced-level certification, usually to avoid an appeal much stronger than the damning documentation (if any); for example,

"Oh, Martha doesn't do those anymore... her license was besunsetted to accommodate new insider trainees."

"Oh, Martha doesn't do those anymore... her license was besunsetted to accommodate new insider trainees."

by Zappin' Nap December 05, 2023

Alexander Dumbass

An exceptional dullard, though not to the level of Henry Dumbass.

Then the contestant, reacting to the audience's laughter after she identified the author of The Three Musketeers as "Alexander Dumbass", said, "No...wait... Henry Dumbass!" -- from the Pardon My Blooper album, 1957.

by Zappin' Nap March 31, 2020

Bident

Any piercing two-ended structure, such as a deli fork or the president's tongue.

"Tribal proverb obsolete: Great White Father now speak with Bident!"

by Zappin' Nap April 20, 2024

retrocognition

The sudden collective urgency of addressing a departed employee's chronic exaggerations and knee-jerk reactions.

Mark's got more friends here now than when he worked for us. "Retrocognition", he calls it; really though!

by Zappin' Nap January 05, 2020

phuquinasceul

Any person who is extremely ignorant, annoying, boring, incompetent, destructive, or any combination thereof.

Did that guy just pull out of a driveway onto Main Street at full speed? What a phuquinasceul!

by Zappin' Nap January 10, 2024

Trumpous

Exceeding pompous. Use with Ass optional but redundant.

Oh God, McCornhole got re-elected. So we still have six more years of that Trumpous.

by Zappin' Nap November 10, 2020

Voicemeat

Meaningful parts in a vocal arrangement.

Yeah, they came back to me with a "new improved Set List"; sorry, I need more voicemeat!

by Zappin' Nap June 25, 2023