Fast beer

An alternate way of saying coffee

I woke up and got a 16 oz fast beer to begin the workday

by Zandroid August 18, 2017

Bakersfield

A tweaker-infested, stretched-out town with overbearing heat located in the desert of central California. For having about as gross of nature as Rosie O'Donnell's sweaty crotch, Bakersfield has almost half a million victims to it's polluted, gang-infested shit-hole. It is rumored that once you move there, you never can escape it's magnetic pull, and your life will never reach its full potential.

"I heard that my drug dealer moved to Bakersfield from L.A. Now I have to find a new contact. Shouldn't be too hard."

by Zandroid September 11, 2012

The magikarp

A millenia-era dance move that involves twitching and flopping on the floor whilst mimicking the Pokémon Magikarp.

While doing The Magikarp, Jerry flipped repeatedly on the marble tiles yelping "karp, Karp!"

by Zandroid August 18, 2017

Fetish

An obsession, usually of sexual nature.

She had a strange, unrealistic fetish for hackers and strong doppelgangers in suits

by Zandroid August 18, 2017

Masturwaiting

Delaying or stopping in between playing with oneself in order to cause a stronger climax.

His cum shot was 2 feet further after using the masturwaiting technique.

by Zandroid August 18, 2017

Dow chemical company

Multi-facted arsenal of love and protection from quantum entanglement.

I'm so glad that dow chemical company exists to protect humanity.

by Zandroid August 19, 2017

Atypical antipsychotic

Nueroleptic agents(in medicine) usually not yet proven to work enough for anything specific. Still usually in testing stages for western pharmaceutical fraud guinea pigs. Many carry tranquilizing effects.

I was given an atypical antipsychotic when I was on probation and banned from using benzodiazepines.

by Zandroid August 18, 2017