Zanda Panda's definitions

Nettaism

Similar to a spoonerism, is a general mis-use or mashing-up of words.

Netta: "Could you pass the spork and foon?"
Sarah: "Nettaism!"

by Zanda Panda October 18, 2008

Love Shaq

A song by the B52's about their affection towards NBA basketballer Shaquille O'Neil

Bob: "Have you listened to 'Love Shaq' yet?"
Margaret: "No."

by Zanda Panda October 19, 2008

Went

An amalgamation of the words "Woman" and "Tent".

Chris: "Hey, that went is infinitely inferior to our Ment!"

by Zanda Panda October 18, 2008

Toast fishing

Verb. The act of placing a piece of toast on the end of a bendy stick and toasting it on a campfire (or fireplace) from a short distance. It has been remarked by many that toast fishing is the most relaxing activity in the entire universe, however, most of those found stating this later admitted to not having experienced every activity in the universe and retracted their previous comment.

"Do you want to go toast fishing?" "No." "Ok."

by Zanda Panda October 17, 2008

Ment

A ment is a cross between "Men" and "Tent". A ment is what you get when several men create a tent together.
Note: Ment must be said with a manly and tough tone. "MEHHNT!!!"

Chris: "Prepare yourselves gentlemen, we are about to create a MENT!"

by Zanda Panda October 19, 2008

12:15

An exclamation. 12:15 is the ultimate argument-ender, however it only works if both "ya face" and "ya mum" have been mentioned in the argument.
exception: Saying 12:15 to someone at exactly a quarter-past noon/midnight grants you instant victory before an argument has even begun.

Bob: "You're stupid!"
Pete: "Your face is stupid!"
Bob: "Your mum is stupid!"
Pete: "12:15!"
Bob: "daaaamn!"

by Zanda Panda October 18, 2008

wandersome

adj. item wanders. Often confused with wondersome.

"You have wandersome hands Henry!" - Henry's hands would then receive a slap for wandersome behavior, which Henry would misinterpret as a high-five and continue to fondle his lady-friend.

by Zanda Panda October 17, 2008