Definitions by Zanda Panda

Love Shaq 

A song by the B52's about their affection towards NBA basketballer Shaquille O'Neil

Bob: "Have you listened to 'Love Shaq' yet?"
Margaret: "No."

Love Shaq by Zanda Panda October 19, 2008

Ment

A ment is a cross between "Men" and "Tent". A ment is what you get when several men create a tent together.
Note: Ment must be said with a manly and tough tone. "MEHHNT!!!"

Chris: "Prepare yourselves gentlemen, we are about to create a MENT!"

Ment by Zanda Panda October 19, 2008

penguins 

adj. something that is both awesome and completely off-subject. A brilliant way to replace "random" which has lost all meaning and descended into becoming a faux-pas to many people.

Person 1)"Pancakes are fun"
Person 2)"I love urbandictionary.com!"
Person 1)"That is so penguins."

penguins by Zanda Panda October 18, 2008

12:15 

An exclamation. 12:15 is the ultimate argument-ender, however it only works if both "ya face" and "ya mum" have been mentioned in the argument.
exception: Saying 12:15 to someone at exactly a quarter-past noon/midnight grants you instant victory before an argument has even begun.

Bob: "You're stupid!"
Pete: "Your face is stupid!"
Bob: "Your mum is stupid!"
Pete: "12:15!"
Bob: "daaaamn!"

12:15 by Zanda Panda October 18, 2008

Coon 

Persian word, meaning ass. Persians may therefore be found sniggering in super-market aisles when they encounter "Coon brand Cheese"

Frank: "I feel like some coon cheese."
Achmed: "You're disgusting."

Coon by Zanda Panda October 18, 2008

Turbo-awesome 

Beyond awesome. Something that is so awesome that it is no-longer awesome but turbo-awesome! It's like awesome - only turbo-charged!

Tom: "Oh no, I have no-where to sleep."
Chris: "We shall construct a Ment!"
Tom: *gasp* "Turbo-awesome!"

Turbo-awesome by Zanda Panda October 18, 2008

Went

An amalgamation of the words "Woman" and "Tent".

Chris: "Hey, that went is infinitely inferior to our Ment!"

Went by Zanda Panda October 18, 2008