Zanda Panda's definitions

Breakfasting

Verb. The act of consuming breakfast.
Breakfasting upon an item is to eat it for breakfast.

"Yo Graham, wanna go breakfasting on some toast?"
"I enjoy breakfasting"
"I do not breakfast upon tacos, except on special occasions"

by Zanda Panda October 17, 2008

Toast fishing

Verb. The act of placing a piece of toast on the end of a bendy stick and toasting it on a campfire (or fireplace) from a short distance. It has been remarked by many that toast fishing is the most relaxing activity in the entire universe, however, most of those found stating this later admitted to not having experienced every activity in the universe and retracted their previous comment.

"Do you want to go toast fishing?" "No." "Ok."

by Zanda Panda October 17, 2008

penguins

adj. something that is both awesome and completely off-subject. A brilliant way to replace "random" which has lost all meaning and descended into becoming a faux-pas to many people.

Person 1)"Pancakes are fun"
Person 2)"I love urbandictionary.com!"
Person 1)"That is so penguins."

by Zanda Panda October 18, 2008

wondersome

adj. item has an aspect of wonder to it. Often confused with wandersome

Person 1) "What do you think of toast fishing?"
Person 2) "It is rather wondersome."
Person 1) "Indeed."

by Zanda Panda October 17, 2008

wandersome

adj. item wanders. Often confused with wondersome.

"You have wandersome hands Henry!" - Henry's hands would then receive a slap for wandersome behavior, which Henry would misinterpret as a high-five and continue to fondle his lady-friend.

by Zanda Panda October 17, 2008

12:15

An exclamation. 12:15 is the ultimate argument-ender, however it only works if both "ya face" and "ya mum" have been mentioned in the argument.
exception: Saying 12:15 to someone at exactly a quarter-past noon/midnight grants you instant victory before an argument has even begun.

Bob: "You're stupid!"
Pete: "Your face is stupid!"
Bob: "Your mum is stupid!"
Pete: "12:15!"
Bob: "daaaamn!"

by Zanda Panda October 18, 2008

Coon

Persian word, meaning ass. Persians may therefore be found sniggering in super-market aisles when they encounter "Coon brand Cheese"

Frank: "I feel like some coon cheese."
Achmed: "You're disgusting."

by Zanda Panda October 18, 2008