Zak Walshon's definitions

Thinjury

Due to extreme skinniness, an injury is incurred.

When a gust of wind took Stephanie, the skinniest girl I know, by surprise, she crashed to the ground and suffered a minor thinjury - a skinned knee.

by Zak Walshon May 22, 2008

Thinjury

An injury that occurs while trying to lose weight.

Nina fell while on the treadmill and suffered a minor thinjury.

by Zak Walshon May 22, 2008

blogorrhoea

Excessive and often incoherent talkativeness or wordiness in a blog.

There is no immodium for Jane's incessant blogorrhoea about mundane crap.

by Zak Walshon January 14, 2008

blogviate

To write at length in a pompous or boastful manner in a blog.

Bill O'Reilly blogviates in his blog about the downfall of our society due to the far left extremists.

by Zak Walshon January 14, 2008

Thinjury

Due to extreme skinniness, an injury is incurred.

When a gust of wind took Stephanie, the skinniest girl I know, by surprise, she crashed to the ground and suffered a minor thinjury - a skinned knee.

by Zak Walshon May 22, 2008

Ho-beau

A boyfriend who sleeps around.

Sara says her boyfriend is faithful, but I think he's a ho-beau.

by Zak Walshon March 4, 2006

iplod

To walk along in oblivion to one's surroundings whilst listening to music via headphones.

Those who iplod across the street without looking may end up as roadkill.

by Zak Walshon May 13, 2004