Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Zak Walshon

Thinjury

An injury that occurs while trying to lose weight.

Nina fell while on the treadmill and suffered a minor thinjury.

Due to extreme skinniness, an injury is incurred.

When a gust of wind took Stephanie, the skinniest girl I know, by surprise, she crashed to the ground and suffered a minor thinjury - a skinned knee.

Due to extreme skinniness, an injury is incurred.

When a gust of wind took Stephanie, the skinniest girl I know, by surprise, she crashed to the ground and suffered a minor thinjury - a skinned knee.

Excessive and often incoherent talkativeness or wordiness in a blog.

There is no immodium for Jane's incessant blogorrhoea about mundane crap.

To write at length in a pompous or boastful manner in a blog.

Bill O'Reilly blogviates in his blog about the downfall of our society due to the far left extremists.

blogviate by Zak Walshon January 14, 2008

Sara says her boyfriend is faithful, but I think he's a ho-beau.

To walk along in oblivion to one's surroundings whilst listening to music via headphones.

Those who iplod across the street without looking may end up as roadkill.

iplod by Zak Walshon May 13, 2004