132 definitions by Zach

jizarific

When a girl is soo good looking she is worth jizing on or have intercourse with

DAMN, look at that girl she soo fine, she's jizarific.

by Zach February 4, 2005

spliff

A cone shaped joint made by using 2 papers at a 90 degree angle, then rolled diagonally.

Dude, that's a fag spliff

by Zach October 10, 2003

talking salmon

A rare fish found in lakes and rivers of the Southwest USA that comes to the surface and makes noises resembling a young human, such as "Mama" "Dada" and "Baby want some milk".

John: Yeah, I'm going fishing at Pena Blanca this weekend. Maybe I'll catch some talking salmon.

Stupid bitch: Talking salmon?

John: Yeah you know, those fish that swim up and go, "Mama, Mama, baby want some milk."

Stupid bitch: Oh.

by Zach September 1, 2003

homepiece

A white boy's version of "homedog", "dawg", "homie", etc.

Word up, my homepiece.

by Zach March 27, 2004

buto

"The Buto"-When you get done eating out a chick or banging her, you then mop up the pussy juice with your hand and slap the girl or somebody in the face.

When Alex got done banging Kaycee, he buto'd her and then made her suck his D.

by Zach April 5, 2005

God Speed

The act or state of moving swiftly; swiftness; velocity; rapidly; rate of motion; dispatch; as, the speed a horse or a vessel.

Good Luck.

God Speed.
Usualy said before some-one leaves on a long Trip.

by Zach March 5, 2005

taint sweat

The moisture that forms on your taint. It is a combination of asscrack sweat and genetailia/pube sweat. It is by far the worst smelling sent your body can produce.

Matt threatened to smear his taint sweat in Zach's face. What Matt didnt realize is that this secretly turned Zach on.

by Zach March 31, 2006