Alpha Geek

The most knowledgeable, technically proficient person in an office or work group.

"Hennings is the alpha geek of this corporation. He knows EVERYTHING about the server."

by Zak May 03, 2003

fangoriously

Of or relating to fangs. First used in Strong Bad Email: Kid's Book.

Some people are being fangoriously devoured by a gelationous monster.

by Zak September 08, 2003

Immortal Technique

Underground, New York City based rapper who was born in Peru and usually raps about political subjects.
By far the most educated rapper out there, if you listen to his lyrics, you will definitely have to look up at least some of the people or ideas he used in his music.
Doesn't care who he offends, but most of his views would be described as liberal.
Turned down a development deal from Sony to remain independent.

"Give me a hundred grand, give me your watch, give me your chain.
That's your girl? Bitch, get over here and give me some brain.
I'll bust off on her face and right after the segment,
She'll probably rub it in her pussy, trying to get herself pregnant.
I said it, I meant it, that's the way I deal with enemies,
Like pro-lifers that support the death penalty,
And don't talk about war when niggers know that you pussy,
A fucking hypocrite, draft-dodger like George Bush."
-Immortal Technique in Obnoxious

by Zak November 10, 2004

Dee Dee Ramone

Most recognizable bassist for the Ramones, serving from 1976-1989, but also made a few later appearances in concerts with the band. Was a key songwriter for the Ramones, and also terribly underrated. Had a notorious heroin addiction, and also a notorious girlfriend in that of Connie Ramone, a supposed ex-GTO girl of Frank Zappa, who also had a staggering heroin addiction. Dee Dee Ramone died in 2001 from what appeared to be a heroin overdose.

Go check out: Ramones, Ramones Leave Home, Rocket To Russia, Road to Ruin, and IT'S ALIVE!

by Zak January 22, 2004

OHNO-Second

That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just made a BIG mistake.

"It took an OHNO-Second to realize he had deleted the company's files."

by Zak May 03, 2003

UMFRIEND

A sexual relation of dubious standing or a concealed intimate relationship.

"This is Bridget, my...um, friend."

by Zak May 03, 2003

wrechfuck

The art of someone bending you over and inserting dirty, rusty wrenches in your cornhole.

Also usually goes in the phrase:

"Ripped, Raped, and Wrenchfucked"

CMACD got wrenchfucked by a tech-deq grease monkey when he walked by Gore Motors on Memorial Ave.

by zAk March 09, 2005