ZAK's definitions

ltstfu

Learn To Shut The Fuck Up!

You really need to just LTSTFU RIGHT NOW, you little fuck

by Zak April 4, 2003

Assmosis

The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss.

"He got VP via assmosis."

by Zak May 3, 2003

penistoe

Where you take a string of dental floss and run it between the opening of your cock. Appears like a female penistoe, except to a much smaller scale.

Unbeliever's g-string gives him a might penistoe.

by Zak March 28, 2004

PRAIRIE DOGGING

When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm, and people's heads pop up over the walls to see what's going on.

"What's with everyone prarie dogging when I scream here???"

by Zak May 3, 2003

fat lard

Some one fat, lazy and wierd. They have alot of lard and can be very fat. A diss to someone who is a fat lard, is a fat face.

You fat lard stop it!

by zak March 24, 2005

PhD

When you go to college or university to get laid you go for a phd, or you're hoping to get a phd.

a phd is "a pussy hunting degree"

"He's not going to uni to study bruv, he's going for a Phd"

by Zak May 12, 2004

pleezbelieveit

Please Believe It. Meaning, "You better believe it!" Credits to Wheeler High School's Coach Yuhas and the Cross-Country Team.

"We live our lives 3.1 miles at a time. Nothing else matters. PLEEZBELIEVEIT!"

by Zak May 3, 2003