Assmosis

The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss.

"He got VP via assmosis."

by Zak May 03, 2003

careface

mostly used on the internet,

something you say to someone that want to shut the hell up; basically a stronger way of saying "I don't care"

12:06am <EeP> i cut my finger
12:06am <EeP> really badly
12:06am <EeP> :|
12:06am«@ excess-TeLP-iO» careface

by zak May 12, 2004

ltstfu

Learn To Shut The Fuck Up!

You really need to just LTSTFU RIGHT NOW, you little fuck

by Zak April 04, 2003

Peblets

Huge chunks of dandruff coming out of a part in some ones hair.

Josh had peblets when he was being extremely fat and annoying.

by zak March 24, 2005

1 2 ska-do

1. finger banging 2.finger banging ones mother 3. fingering anything really

Hey Luigi! I gave your mom the 1 2 ska-do last night.

by ZAk March 22, 2005

Stress Puppy

A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiny.

by Zak May 03, 2003

fade to black

What many people wish would just happen when they do something REALLY stupid, just before the reaction comes.

by Zak September 01, 2003