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FFPC - Fatty Fatty Pork Chop

The fat sloppy secretary at work who pisses everyone off... yea you know the hoe who always fucks up shit steals food and is so slow and lazy you would rather work 4 hours later than ask her to help you out
Motha fucka FFPC ate everyones lunch out of the break room... guess we will be ordering out again...
by Z May 04, 2004
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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