Your mom's definitions

Bag Toucher

Adj,noun; 1)A person who likes to touch mens bags(scrotums).

I walked into the wrong bar the other day on Chicago's north side and it was full of bag touchers.

by Your mom February 19, 2004

ling

(n) The sound made when you throw a pan against a hard surface such as a wall or a floor. This is commonly done by Chinese people in order to name their children. Thus, there are millions of chinese people named: Ling, Ching, Ang, Ding, Dong, Chang, Pang, etc.

After throwing the customary pan against the metal wall, the old man heard the sound "Ling!" and immeadeately named his newborn song Ling.

by your mom February 14, 2007

groupboard

an online hellhole run by nazis.

Seig Dave!

by your mom July 3, 2003

Home Movies

The greatest show ever.

You need to watch Home Movies so it doesn't get canceled.

by Your mom January 27, 2004

America's team

The Dallas Cowboys, cause they play on national TV every year on Thanksgiving, coined in 1976 by NFL films

Is America's team going to the Superbowl again, damn I wish my team was like them.

by Your mom March 17, 2005

pewp shewt

The anal canal and the hole of the anus.

I want to stick it in her pewp shewt

by your mom November 19, 2004

Roy Williams

1. All-pro Safety of the Dallas Cowboys. Liked cause of his hits and plays, will be a star in his career

2. Wr from Texas, plays for Detroit, and like the other Roy, he is destined for stardom. His QB needs to step his game cause this offense has a lot of young talent.

1. Tai Streets got jacked up, by Roy Williams

2. Look at that spectacular 1-handed catch Roy Williams made over Antoine Winfield

by Your mom March 30, 2005