Definitions by Your Mother

declanphobia

A disliking towards Declans

Didnt you hear, Zoe has declanphobia.

declanphobia by 𝚈𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚖𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 November 21, 2021

cumshot 

a complete and uter twat, or a person who is unable to say exactly where/who he came from.

richard u cumshot,
u poor cumshot,

cumshot by your mother March 22, 2007

GDI 

1. God Damn Independent
2. Gay Douche Idiot

1. Damn GDI wont even join a frat!

2. Holy crap! That fag's such a GDI. Why doesnt he SKL all over my TDR?!

GDI by Your Mother June 10, 2006

degrassi 

One of the best shows around. it is a spin-off of the 80's version. The one today has characters such as "spike", emma's mom, "snake", mr.simpson, joey, craig's stepdad person, and catelin, joey's love. they were on the original degrassi. Degrassi deals with , teen pregnancy, rape, homosexuality, abuse (self, parental, and relationship), bad break ups, stealing, "the breakfast club", STD's, eating disorders, and everything you can imagine.

did you know manny got pregnet with craig... but it was not shown in America because we are big pussies.

degrassi by your mother August 24, 2005

Sam Raimi 

The great director who brought us the Evil Dead trilogy and more recently, the Spiderman movies.

Sam Raimi is my favorite director.

Sam Raimi by your mother May 13, 2005

wenis 

the skin on your elbow.
also an innuendoor joke to make another person thing they mean something else that a male has but not a female

girl: can i pull your wenis

boy: sure you can pull my penis

wenis by your mother May 7, 2005

water method 

1.when in the shower, a woman might take the shower head and change the setting so the water comes out of about 4 holes
and this woman might lay down on the floor or whatever and spread her legs and take the shower head and put it up against her clit sometimes causing an orgasim to take place
2. shower masturbation
3. masturbation that a woman can use during her period that cleans the vagina and does not get her hands dirty.

"why does the water sound like it is comming out harder?"

"maybe she is massaging her back"

"maybe that is why she is moaning!"

"oh crap she is using the water method again!"

water method by your mother May 7, 2005