No-Hitter

Noun; A jackoff who tries to play blackjack, but refuses to hit any hand that he may bust with.

The dealer was showing a 10 and he had a hard 12, but he still wouldn't hit the hand. What a fucking no-hitter.

by Your mom February 19, 2004

fuck rag

An insult, but also the rag that is used to clean up after having a fuck with someone, thus fuck rag.

"You cum-drenched fuck rag"

by your mom March 10, 2003

phfat

poop

a turd

by your mom August 18, 2003

herbivore

Variation of the commonly known slang "Herb". An upgrade if you will.

Tool, loser, fag, etc....

Yo this party is Staight Gordon Herb, mad herbivore's be lurking....Nah mean Johnson?

by Your mom November 30, 2004

Cartoon Network

A channel that airs all animated shows. The shows during the day are all meant for children, and, as stated before, consist mainly of hacked up anime. However, starting at eleven, airs adult swim. The greatest mix of comedy and anime on television today.

"Dude, did you see Family Guy last night?"
"Hell yeah man, that's some funny stuff."

by Your Mom July 26, 2004

straight trippin

what my hard drive is doing right now

Them spybot's is mad stupid, they got my hard-drive straight trippin'

by Your Mom September 16, 2003

Drunk Talk

The best talk of them all. Sweet sweet drunk talk. When you're smashed and you're talking about everything and anything.

Coined by Homer Simpson

"When I was driving those bastards home, all I heard was drunk talk"

by your mom March 10, 2003