Memory Lapse

when you think of somnething to do, but when you go to do it, you go "What was i gonna do again?"

memory lapses are fucking crazy

by your best idiot April 24, 2010

Workaphobia

fear of the workplace, a slackoholic

Lotsa people have Workaphobia, meaning they are afraid of work, school, or anything related. and they are proud of that. they're just too dumb to show it

by your best idiot April 07, 2010

erectum

Like Rectum, but refers to the Shaft

Why do i pronounce Rectum as Erectum?

by Your Best Idiot April 02, 2010

I bet

Used to indicate sarcasm

Dude 1: My legs hurt
Dude 2: Hmph i bet
Dude 1: Seriously, man! they hurt

by your best idiot April 06, 2010

Hotmail

Private email so your parents won't look at what the fuck you're doing

Everybody uses Hotmail now

by your best idiot April 18, 2010

Ipod

A peice of shit usic player that has Pros (Positives) and Cons (Negatives)

Ipod:
Positives -

You get to listen to favourite tracks
You become liked by your freinds, and stop saying Lucky to a person that has one
Can hold up to a gajillion songs
Smooth design, fits right into your pocket
Negatives -

Ass-poor battery life
Costs a lot
Fragile
A popular MOCKERY subject
Owned by the Pwned
Used by assholes
Money Waster
Life Degrader

And it ALL comes back to you. buy an mp3 player for gods sake, Apple is ripping you off, if you want an Ipod, only to be ripped off, Live with it, you fucked person. go have buttseckz with some shithead, 'cuz that's what's like to have a broken Ipod

And i'm telling it like it is

by your best idiot April 11, 2010

Ass fetish

when a person has a daily routine of staring at (most likely females) asses, to the point of grabbing the ass and laughing maniacally

When wlaking down the streets, Melissa got her ass grabbed to the outrageous ass fetish Diddy had, causing him to laugh maniacally

by your best idiot March 27, 2010