rural dictionary

A hick dictionary.

What does "slamonger" mean?
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by Your Ass September 29, 2003

torpedo

A long turd.

Man, I just flushed a torpedo there. Shit, the bathroom smells.

by Your Ass September 29, 2003

aneehoo

Any how. Used as a transition to something else, when the person can't usuall get you to talk about what they want to talk about.

-And that's how I got laid with your girlfriend yesterday.
I see, aneehoo, did you play Halo ever?

by Your Ass September 29, 2003

Soul Caliber II

One of the best fighting games in existance. The game is weapon based, meaning that characters use fat ass swords and shit. Check it out if you just came out from under your rock.

Man, I just kicked your ass at Soul Caliber II!

by Your Ass September 30, 2003

masturbate

Fly the airplane. Shift gears.

Well guys, I'm off to fly the airplane!
Man, I gotta go and shift gears!

by Your Ass September 27, 2003

Your Ass

Me.

This is your ass speaking. All hands on deck! We have a torpedo coming down the tube!

by Your Ass September 29, 2003

SR-71

A really good decent band that was overshadowed by Korn, Limp Bizkit, Linkin Park, and the like.

Man, SR-71 was a great band that never had a chance.

by Your Ass September 17, 2003