Definitions by Your Ass

leatherman 

The only multitool you will ever need.

"Dude, my engine totally fell apart on me..."
"That's ok! My leatherman will fix it."

leatherman by Your Ass January 21, 2004

Soul Caliber II 

One of the best fighting games in existance. The game is weapon based, meaning that characters use fat ass swords and shit. Check it out if you just came out from under your rock.

Man, I just kicked your ass at Soul Caliber II!

Soul Caliber II by Your Ass September 29, 2003

torpedo 

A long turd.

Man, I just flushed a torpedo there. Shit, the bathroom smells.

torpedo by Your Ass September 28, 2003

rural dictionary 

A hick dictionary.

What does "slamonger" mean?
Look it up in the rural dictionary!

rural dictionary by Your Ass September 28, 2003

deadly 

Something that can kill you. Fast. Like me.

SHIT MAN! That axe is deadly!

deadly by Your Ass September 28, 2003

Your Ass

Me.

This is your ass speaking. All hands on deck! We have a torpedo coming down the tube!

Your Ass by Your Ass September 28, 2003

aneehoo 

Any how. Used as a transition to something else, when the person can't usuall get you to talk about what they want to talk about.

-And that's how I got laid with your girlfriend yesterday.
I see, aneehoo, did you play Halo ever?

aneehoo by Your Ass September 28, 2003