Your Ass's definitions

leatherman

The only multitool you will ever need.

"Dude, my engine totally fell apart on me..."
"That's ok! My leatherman will fix it."

by Your Ass January 21, 2004

Bed

A place to get laid in. See also car, shower, couch, art museum, etc.

I fucked her all night in bed!

by Your Ass September 14, 2003

SR-71

A really good decent band that was overshadowed by Korn, Limp Bizkit, Linkin Park, and the like.

Man, SR-71 was a great band that never had a chance.

by Your Ass September 16, 2003

masturbate

Fly the airplane. Shift gears.

Well guys, I'm off to fly the airplane!
Man, I gotta go and shift gears!

by Your Ass September 26, 2003

rural dictionary

A hick dictionary.

What does "slamonger" mean?
Look it up in the rural dictionary!

by Your Ass September 28, 2003

deadly

Something that can kill you. Fast. Like me.

SHIT MAN! That axe is deadly!

by Your Ass September 28, 2003

aneehoo

Any how. Used as a transition to something else, when the person can't usuall get you to talk about what they want to talk about.

-And that's how I got laid with your girlfriend yesterday.
I see, aneehoo, did you play Halo ever?

by Your Ass September 28, 2003