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urban dictionary !

what wikipedia would turn into if it wernt for those admins and ppl with no life
A: man urban dictionary ! is full of shit
B: yeah thats wat u get when u let a whole bunch of 16 year-olds put what they want on the net
by Young Reezie January 24, 2008
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kim jong il

A small (5 foot 2 inches) Korean with a very small penis and hairy back. Has a ridiculous balding hairdo which looks like someone threw a wig in a cotton candy machine and glued the mess to his head, smells of old socks and has the fashion sense of a blind autistic child. Also cannot spek Engrish good.

Leader of a cruddy subcountry known as North Korea which houses a few half-assed nuclear weapons and a lot of starving gooks.
Kim Jong Il: I am cool
Dude: You are short, grow away
by Young Reezie January 24, 2008
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not pimpin

You know you are NOT pimpin if:
- You got 2 sweat patches up under yo arms and look like youve been swimmin in shoulder height water

- if you smell like you been at work all day

- if you see have ash around the knuckles, like you washed half of your hands and lotion three quarters of yo body

- if you're spinnin rims spin counter clockwise

- if you are dancin on the dancefloor and you look to your left and your right and there is not a woman in sight

- if your vodka and cranberry is really really dark,
like blood, that's because you didn't order vodka buddy
that's why it's $3 a glass

- you are a nigga with white socks

- if your shoes have a buckle on them
by Young Reezie January 23, 2008
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skunk

Skunks are mammals best known for their ability to secrete a liquid with a strong, foul-smelling odor. General appearance ranges from species to species, from black-and-white to brown or cream colored.

Skunks are omnivorous, eating both plant and animal material and changing their diet as the seasons change. They are crepuscular and are solitary animals when not breeding.

The most notorious feature of skunks is their anal scent glands, which they can use as a defensive weapon. Skunks have two glands, one on either side of the anus. These glands produce a mixture of sulfur-containing chemicals, which have a highly offensive smell that has been described as a combination of the odors of rotten eggs, garlic and burnt rubber. Muscles located next to the scent glands allow them to spray with a high degree of accuracy, as far as 2 to 5 meters (7 to 15 ft).
Vet: a skunk is an animal.

The weedheads who all submitted definitions for the word skunk on Urban Dictionary: wtf u talking about, i never heard of no animal called a skunk, i want some chron son...

Vet: you need to get a job
by Young Reezie December 11, 2009
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a huge fucking joke

its pretty hard to call urban dictionary an actual dictionary. its more a forum for haters, its a huge fucking joke.
by Young Reezie January 31, 2008
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emo boy

Dresses better than most girls, uses more makeup than most girls, cries more than most girls, basically, a girl but on a much bigger scale.
emo boy: i'm sad
dude: get a fucking life and a job while ur at it, u toolbag
emo boy: *starts to cry*
by Young Reezie January 24, 2008
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Glock 45

A polymer framed, double action only semi automatic pistol chambered for the .45 Automatic Colt Pistol (ACP) cartridge. Manufactured by the Glock company of Austria. Comes standard with single column six round magazine.

Can be modded to a fully automatic machine pistol with a 26 round capacity (high cap mag).
A Glock 45 pistol at my local gun shop.
by Young Reezie January 29, 2008
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