Young Reezie's definitions

Glock 45

A polymer framed, double action only semi automatic pistol chambered for the .45 Automatic Colt Pistol (ACP) cartridge. Manufactured by the Glock company of Austria. Comes standard with single column six round magazine.

Can be modded to a fully automatic machine pistol with a 26 round capacity (high cap mag).

A Glock 45 pistol at my local gun shop.

by Young Reezie January 29, 2008

crunkopoly

Obviously a VERY homosexual game as described above, as a massive sausagefest gets busy drinking and fucking each others buttholes.

crunkopoly is played by lonely frat boys who want to explore their sexuality, their homosexuality.

by Young Reezie January 23, 2008

mertqq

Yet another sad poonless loner with absolutely no life, who has taken up hammer ---; , hytham's torch as the Urban Dictionary editor with the most time on his hands. Currently at 532,860 decisions (351 per day), he would have spent 4.2 years of non-stop editing everyday in between jacking off to tentacle hentai porn in his parent's basement alone in the dark, surrounded by empty pizza boxes and beer cans, sweating profusely in his greasy t-shirt and semen-stained underpants. Occasionally his mother yells at him to get off his fat lazy ass but she has secretly given up all hope of him doing anything with his life. Thus mertqq's only solace is the fact that he has made the most decisions on urbandictionary.com where he spends all his nights checking the 'Users' list from time to time to ensure his decision-making superiority remains uncontested.

Congratulations mertqq.

hammer ---; , hytham has moved on, it is possible he found a job, but most likely he has simply died of diabetes or other complication from his obesity. It is only a matter of time mertqq succumbs to his poor lifestyle and diet, and someone else takes the torch.

Will it be you?

by Young Reezie October 15, 2010

a huge fucking joke

accurate description of Urban dictionary

its pretty hard to call urban dictionary an actual dictionary. its more a forum for haters, its a huge fucking joke.

by Young Reezie January 31, 2008

emo boy

Dresses better than most girls, uses more makeup than most girls, cries more than most girls, basically, a girl but on a much bigger scale.

emo boy: i'm sad
dude: get a fucking life and a job while ur at it, u toolbag
emo boy: *starts to cry*

by Young Reezie January 24, 2008

Tide

What most white Caucasian people smell like. Comes from the brand of laundry detergent they all use, Tide.

KA: yo this cracka smell like tide
White man: leave me alone negros
FR: hey pasty white pastrami I make u my bitch

by Young Reezie January 23, 2008

WTF ?!?!?

something you are likely to say after reading a few definitions in urban dictionary.

Nigerian Slam Dance
Bathing multiple hot girls with your sperm, while playing the bongos and speaking in toungues.

WTF ?!?!?

by Young Reezie January 31, 2008