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Red Lightning
Another term used to describe stretch marks on someone's body. Just look at what they look like, then think of lightning streaks, but red. You'll get it.
Red Lightning by You don't need to know my name. May 24, 2005
Tom Clancy
Dog shit novelist extraordinare. All his stories are about terrorist or communists getting their asses whomped by the "free", democratic western countries. Even though his stories are generic and boorish, they do make for mildly entertaining movies (Hunt For Red October), and pretty decent videogames (Splinter Cell, Ghost Recon, Rainbow Six, etc).
Even though his stories are mostly shit. His success is quite high. His obscene crap-to-money ratio amazes us all. So Tom Clancy, for that, I salute you.
In fact. One man (Maddox) proved once and for all that anyone can make a storyline which equals anything Clancy can write. Don't believe me? Just check it out under "Five shitty movies that everybody loves" at www.thebestpageintheuniverse.com, at the bottom of the page is the "Tom Clancy Plot Generator", using this, I have created a plot just as good as anything Tom Clancy could make:..
Even though his stories are mostly shit. His success is quite high. His obscene crap-to-money ratio amazes us all. So Tom Clancy, for that, I salute you.
In fact. One man (Maddox) proved once and for all that anyone can make a storyline which equals anything Clancy can write. Don't believe me? Just check it out under "Five shitty movies that everybody loves" at www.thebestpageintheuniverse.com, at the bottom of the page is the "Tom Clancy Plot Generator", using this, I have created a plot just as good as anything Tom Clancy could make:..
Communists devise a scheme to take over a generic industrial compound for ransom under the watchful eye of corrupt German officials (played by Americans with fake German accents). The plot twists when the Communists threaten to blow up the White House even after their demands are met. Millions of lives are at stake unless a rookie CIA agent eager to prove his worth can overcome his brooding self-doubt and stop the Communists once and for all. The movie ends with a mildly comical and/or ironic scene in which the Communists blow up or go to prison. Another satisfying tale of political intrigue and personal redemption closes, and we all walk away from this movie a little wiser.
Tom Clancy by You don't need to know my name. April 26, 2005
Today Tonight
A show which is shown on channel 7 in Australia. Basically, its end goals are to make children, teenagers and the unemployed feel bad about themselves, and to make the middle class Australian angry about such things.
Today Tonight by You don't need to know my name. April 18, 2005
scat
scat by You don't need to know my name. April 7, 2005
i love you
When a man says these 3 "magical" words a woman. He might as well cut off his balls, then hand them to the woman he told this to. Cos if he is serious when he says it (isn't just saying it to get here clothes off), he has more or less given her a verbal, subliminal invitation to walk all over him.
Some idiot: I love you
Some bitch: Wow! Bend over backwards for me, while I treat you like shit and cheat on you.
Some bitch: Wow! Bend over backwards for me, while I treat you like shit and cheat on you.
i love you by You don't need to know my name. March 13, 2005
Anthony Mundine
A famous boxer from Australia.
Unless you are reaching the end of your career/tether as a boxer, you wont have much chance of facing him. As he only likes to do mismatches, and fight people way beneath him.
In one such mismatch, he fought a Panamanian. At the time, "The Man" was ranked number 4 in the world, while his Panamanian opponent was at number 200 or so. Which creates a mixed idea of a man, who is at the top of his game, but fights weaklings, who are beneath him, for some cheap thrills.
Unless you are reaching the end of your career/tether as a boxer, you wont have much chance of facing him. As he only likes to do mismatches, and fight people way beneath him.
In one such mismatch, he fought a Panamanian. At the time, "The Man" was ranked number 4 in the world, while his Panamanian opponent was at number 200 or so. Which creates a mixed idea of a man, who is at the top of his game, but fights weaklings, who are beneath him, for some cheap thrills.
Anthony Mundine by You don't need to know my name. March 13, 2005