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mothers against maddox

Tight-assed bitches who somehow managed to circumvent the first amendment.
And we all know that it takes a bunch of middle aged women with their panites in a bunch to ruin our fun. Either that or christian fundamentalists.

Fuck mothers against maddox. Only stupid tards support them!

by You don't need to know my name. February 27, 2005

shfifty five

A word which seems to have been coined by the alleged Arab rock/rap group, Group X. The band has become very famous, considering that nobody has seen an ad for them on TV, heard an ad for them on the radio, or read one in a newspaper or magazine of any kind.
Shfifty five is a group x colloquialism for "fifty five".

Girlfriends Age? Shfifty Five
My IQ? Shfifty Five
You must pay... 5 + 5 = fifty fifty fifty, shifty five, siggady shwop shwow shwow shwow

by You don't need to know my name. February 14, 2005

Mein Teil

German for "My Part". Teil is also a slang term in German for "Penis."

Es ist mein Teil – nein
Mein Teil – nein
Da das ist mein Teil – nein
Mein Teil – nein
(Taken from the Rammstein Song "Mein Teil")

by You don't need to know my name. February 15, 2005

muay thai

Despite what some people have said. Muay Thai actually uses a lot of powerful techniques. Just people who think otherwise are ignorant. They have kicks that put most martial arts TO SHAME!

I'll use my muay thai skills to kick a hole through you.

by You don't need to know my name. February 26, 2005

Red Lightning

Another term used to describe stretch marks on someone's body. Just look at what they look like, then think of lightning streaks, but red. You'll get it.

Damn, thats some long streaks of red lightning you've got going there!

by You don't need to know my name. May 24, 2005

Today Tonight

A show which is shown on channel 7 in Australia. Basically, its end goals are to make children, teenagers and the unemployed feel bad about themselves, and to make the middle class Australian angry about such things.

Today Tonight, get fucked you sensationalist pigs!

by You don't need to know my name. April 18, 2005

Tom Clancy

Dog shit novelist extraordinare. All his stories are about terrorist or communists getting their asses whomped by the "free", democratic western countries. Even though his stories are generic and boorish, they do make for mildly entertaining movies (Hunt For Red October), and pretty decent videogames (Splinter Cell, Ghost Recon, Rainbow Six, etc).
Even though his stories are mostly shit. His success is quite high. His obscene crap-to-money ratio amazes us all. So Tom Clancy, for that, I salute you.
In fact. One man (Maddox) proved once and for all that anyone can make a storyline which equals anything Clancy can write. Don't believe me? Just check it out under "Five shitty movies that everybody loves" at www.thebestpageintheuniverse.com, at the bottom of the page is the "Tom Clancy Plot Generator", using this, I have created a plot just as good as anything Tom Clancy could make:..

Communists devise a scheme to take over a generic industrial compound for ransom under the watchful eye of corrupt German officials (played by Americans with fake German accents). The plot twists when the Communists threaten to blow up the White House even after their demands are met. Millions of lives are at stake unless a rookie CIA agent eager to prove his worth can overcome his brooding self-doubt and stop the Communists once and for all. The movie ends with a mildly comical and/or ironic scene in which the Communists blow up or go to prison. Another satisfying tale of political intrigue and personal redemption closes, and we all walk away from this movie a little wiser.

by You don't need to know my name. April 26, 2005