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Why the fuck does every McDonald's product have to begin with "Mc?" Are they not able to think of better, more creative names?
by Yopmail User August 23, 2022
Did I ever tell you the definition of stupidity? Stupidity is when retards like you look up "definition" on Urban Dictionary.
by Yopmail User June 30, 2022
The act of abducting two little kids (one boy, one girl), stripping them naked, and skullfucking their eye sockets with a spiked dildo until they become empty holes in their heads. Once you do that, throw the girl's blood along with enough shit, piss, cum, vaginal fluids, spit, and vomit to fill five gallons in the blender and blend for thirty minutes, after which you whip them repeatedly until they drink your concoction, which you save some of to pour in their eye sockets along with lemon juice. While whipping them, you then force them to rape a stallion as hard as possible (buttsex for the boy, blowjobs for the girl) and after whipping them, give them Diet Coke and Mentos up their asses. After that, hit the boy and girl hard on the back with a sledgehammer until they start bleeding and use a staplegun to make a sorta-human centipede out of the horse, boy, and girl, in that order. You then feed the horse laxatives and diuretics and kick and whip the boy and girl as hard as you can until the boy shits, rip off one of their arms and fuck the stubs, violently separate the three, and then anally fist them, ending with taking a sledgehammer to the boy's head until just before he dies and decapitating him afterward, tying up and raping his dead body, and then forcing the girl to fuck and eat his dead body and her severed arm, after which you tie her up, decapitate her, and fuck both her head and body. Cum on and sew the girl's head to the boy's body and vice versa.
When Urban Dictionary users aren't rotting away in their mothers' basements, they're doing this act.
by Yopmail User May 26, 2025
The act of placing tracking chips on a small child's ankle and in his eye sockets before forcing him to drink ten gallons of a mixture of your saliva, spit, cum, vomit, snot, piss, and sweat, among other bodily fluids; others can be used if necessary. Once you have that down, ram your cock up his ass (and vagina if female) as hard as possible before skullfucking him in his nostrils and ears. After you finish that, gaze at his naked body while throwing condoms at him for half an hour before tearing off one of his limbs, using it as a fleshlight, and making him take a bite out of it. You will then need to knock him unconscious and rape him repeatedly in most of his bodily crevices. Once the act is done, bring him home as if nothing happened, stalk him extensively, and take pictures of his body while he's sleeping. Get some Diet Coke and Mentos and hold it against the stub where his severed limb used to be.
by Yopmail User November 26, 2023
To simultaneously shit and piss in a girl's mouth. Using her mouth as a bowl, you must use a spoon to fish out parts of the mixture (which now contains saliva, and possibly vomit), which you then eat. Once her mouth is (mostly) free of shit and piss, you must spit the mixture in her vagina and perform cunnilingus on her. Bonus points if she is having her period. Swallow when you are finished.
Guy 1: wanna "go out" to eat?
Girl 1: YEAH!!!!!
Guy 1: good, come over to my place tomorrow
*The next day*
Guy 1 (while shitting and pissing): HNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG
Girl 1: S-STO- *garglegarglegarglegargle*
Girl 1: YEAH!!!!!
Guy 1: good, come over to my place tomorrow
*The next day*
Guy 1 (while shitting and pissing): HNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG
Girl 1: S-STO- *garglegarglegarglegargle*
by Yopmail User July 08, 2022
To put on a condom, freeze your dick in a fridge, and anally and vaginally penetrate your girlfriend with the frozen condom on. To spice things up a bit, put some crushed ghost pepper in the condom and attempt to break the icy condom as you penetrate her.
by Yopmail User April 10, 2023
Female genitalia. Otherwise known as the birth canal, it is part of the female reproductive system. Allows offspring to exit the mother's uterus during childbirth. Not to be confused with Virginia. (noun)
by Yopmail User June 27, 2022