A day for naughty kids to arm themselves with Nerf guns, marking their futile declaration of war against Santa and the North Pole. Always occurs on December 26th.
Declare War on the North Pole Day 2022
Naughty kid 1: I-I-I saw it in F-Fortnite! I-if we enter through the front door we will kill the elves and s-s-seize the means of production!
Rest of the naughty kids: H-HEIL... C-C-COMMUNISM!! PRAISE STALIN AND FORTNITE!!
Santa Claus: *exits workshop* The fuck is this shit?
Naughty kids: FORTNITE BATTLE PASS PLZZZZ!!! FOLLOW MY TIKTO-
*Santa guns them all down with an AR-15*
Naughty kid 1: I-I-I saw it in F-Fortnite! I-if we enter through the front door we will kill the elves and s-s-seize the means of production!
Rest of the naughty kids: H-HEIL... C-C-COMMUNISM!! PRAISE STALIN AND FORTNITE!!
Santa Claus: *exits workshop* The fuck is this shit?
Naughty kids: FORTNITE BATTLE PASS PLZZZZ!!! FOLLOW MY TIKTO-
*Santa guns them all down with an AR-15*
by Yopmail User February 23, 2023
To put on a condom, freeze your dick in a fridge, and anally and vaginally penetrate your girlfriend with the frozen condom on. To spice things up a bit, put some crushed ghost pepper in the condom and attempt to break the icy condom as you penetrate her.
by Yopmail User April 11, 2023
Something nobody does on this site, thus paving the way for incomprehensible gibberish that looks like it was written by retarded infants who were thrown at brick walls, half of whom (not the walls, you doofus) were promptly scooped up and thrown farther by garbage trucks. That should explain why this shithole feels like an asylum.
by Yopmail User July 04, 2023
Get the fuck off Urban Dictionary before you land yourself on a sex offender list. Keep your minute genitals in your pants. Pervert.
by Yopmail User July 04, 2023
You. End of story.
The fact that you just looked up what "nobody" means tells me you are the dumbest nobody who has ever lived.
by Yopmail User August 16, 2022
A Japanese poem centered around the titular character, his anguish, and his "journey" in Hell. Retards say that if you read the poem out loud, "tRaGiC tHiNgS wIlL hApPeN!!1!1!1!!" Bullshit! I never knew saying a bunch of words out loud could give you cancer. Why the fuck is Tomino in hell in the first place? Did he read this very poem out loud? I don't know and I don't care.
Tomino's Hell
By Saijo Yaso
His older sister vomited cum, his younger sister vomited condoms,
And the cute Tomino ejaculated used dildos.
Tomino jacked off in Hell alone,
Hell is wrapped in penises and even the boners don't grow.
Is the person being raped Tomino's older sister,
I wonder whose cum is on it?
Fap, fap, without fapping,
Infinite Hell's big dick.
Would you rape him in the dark Hell,
With the sheep of cum, and the kid diddler.
Stuff as much as you can into his ballsack,
For the preparation of your sex life in the familiar Hell.
Kids are cumming even in the forest and stream,
Even in the seven cum-filled streams of the dark Hell.
The kid diddler raping children, the sheep banging prostitutes,
Cum from the dick of the cute Tomino.
Moan, kid diddler, towards the cum-filled forest
He shouts that he wants to rape his little sister.
The inglorious orgasm reverberates throughout Hell,
The fox penoy cums.
Jizzing all over Hell's seven mountains and seven streams,
The glorious sex life of cute Tomino.
If they're in Hell, fuck them for me,
The fleshlight of the graves.
I will fap with the red fleshlight,
In the mouth of little Tomino.
By Saijo Yaso
His older sister vomited cum, his younger sister vomited condoms,
And the cute Tomino ejaculated used dildos.
Tomino jacked off in Hell alone,
Hell is wrapped in penises and even the boners don't grow.
Is the person being raped Tomino's older sister,
I wonder whose cum is on it?
Fap, fap, without fapping,
Infinite Hell's big dick.
Would you rape him in the dark Hell,
With the sheep of cum, and the kid diddler.
Stuff as much as you can into his ballsack,
For the preparation of your sex life in the familiar Hell.
Kids are cumming even in the forest and stream,
Even in the seven cum-filled streams of the dark Hell.
The kid diddler raping children, the sheep banging prostitutes,
Cum from the dick of the cute Tomino.
Moan, kid diddler, towards the cum-filled forest
He shouts that he wants to rape his little sister.
The inglorious orgasm reverberates throughout Hell,
The fox penoy cums.
Jizzing all over Hell's seven mountains and seven streams,
The glorious sex life of cute Tomino.
If they're in Hell, fuck them for me,
The fleshlight of the graves.
I will fap with the red fleshlight,
In the mouth of little Tomino.
by Yopmail User July 27, 2022
Stuff you'll never find on this website. Basically every definition looks like a bunch of illiterate five-year-olds who just learned how to use the computer wrote them. Common mistakes include mistaking "your" for "you're" or vice versa, using "their," "there," and "they're," "loose" and "lose," or "who" and "whom" interchangeably, not knowing the difference between hyphens, en dashes and em dashes, problems with capitalization, run-on sentences, sentence fragments, lack of subject-verb agreement and/or punctuation, etc.
by Yopmail User July 04, 2023