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Definitions by Yoda

Yoda started the order in about 20000 years after the order was started, he had one of the most highest medi chlorian count of most jedi -save a few of them back in the day and Anakin- but all in all he was powerful, when he was in his younger years(100-300) he had commanded a few fleets to attack in the Vorzyyd cluster and during that battle he had summoned a force storm large enough to cover an enemy planet in complete darkness and force lightning. now thats a jedi master, he had trained 100's of students including Dooku and a little of obi-wan kenobi and a little of luke skywalker.
I KNOW EVERYTHING!!!! hahahahah about star wars anyway.. my bad
Yoda by Yoda March 30, 2004

Star Wars 

ok this is the best definition youll find for star wars, it is a story veiwed through the eyes of a droid called R2-D2 the whole story is basically surrounded by him through his eyes. it was possibly the best movie series ever made by George Lucas and has over a Kagillion friggen books that ive read! HAHAH IVE READ THEM ALL!!! star wars universe started back when the old tribals found out space travel and had goverend over liek the empire 1ce did. then the jedi order was made and they helped abolish this old advarsary, then Exar Kun the first Sith Lord ever started up the sith order and tons of people flocked to become a sith but alas, the sith became too powerful, each lord plotted against the next and they killed them selves off. then one of the smarter sith lords devised a plan only two at a time which is what initially started Star Wars episode 1, you all know it from there unless of course you've never read the New Jedi Order.
ok i know everything about star wars I RIVAL GEORGE LUCAS!! HAHAHAHAHA
Star Wars by Yoda March 30, 2004
Legacy Of Darkness

a clan in starcraft that has lived for less than a year an is still going strong. a takeoff from l)ark_Empire clan but has sense outlived it so far.
Long live LOD)
lod) by Yoda March 30, 2004

yahwingy 

Yngweenie sucks!
Yngweenie's so fat, he sweats gravy!
I'm a better guitarist than Yngweenie!
yahwingy by Yoda October 11, 2003

Axylrose 

The homo singer in Guns and Roses
That Axyl Rose is a total homo!

Axylrose by Yoda October 5, 2003
Noun

What they label a severely, socially inept "genius" to make them feel special.
Man, someone needs to tell that mensan to use deodorant!

Someone needs to teach that mensan some social skills... that way he can find a real chick and stop wacking his peepee to Internet porn!

Hey mensan, guessing on the majority of the questions on your IQ test, and getting them correct, does not make you a genius.
Mensan by Yoda September 30, 2003
The act of farting while behind another person, quickly forming your hand into a cup, reaching around and scooping the stinky air into the other person's face. As you do it, you yell SCOOP!

I gave my girlfriend the scoop and she hasn't fucked me for a couple of days!

The other night at the bar, I scooped my buddy and he puked!

scoop by Yoda September 23, 2003