Used most often on websites like
Chat Roulette ... is used as often or less often than
mits for tits. Usually a horny individual will say this as a way to entice a woman into showing him her breasts, in exchange for seeing his voluptuous man titties.
Guy: Hi.
Girl: Hi.
Guy: Asl?
Girl: 18.f.fl
Guy: cool.
*4 minute pause*
Guy: moobs for boobs?
*Your partner has disconnected*
Buy a
moobs for boobs
mug!
A vagina looking like roast beef, with some creamy mystery sauce oozing out of it... probably caused by some sort of STD(s).
I can't think of a gyro without thinking vagyro.
Engaging in sexual conversations through the internet. Can be accomplished using text, a webcam, or microphones.
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Internetcourse
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Just a different way of saying "the shit" or "awesome." Where'd it come from you ask? It seems random you say? Well sir, I pulled it out of my ass.
"Oldschool Nickelodeon is the BISCUITS."
A sleepday is a day in which you have nothing of importance to do, and do nothing but lay in bed and sleep the entire day away. Tend to be pretty bad ass.
Nielsen: Hello, chap.
Oliver: Why, hello there. I had quite the sleepday yesterday.
Nielsen: That's fine. Why are you fucking my wife, Oliver?
Oliver: Huh?
Contrary to popular belief, nignog is actually slang for "black cum."
Masturbator #1: Brah, you see all that nignog that bro laid?
Masturbator #2: No, sorry. Not into watching that black porno.
Masturbator #1: Faggot, wanna fight?
Masturbator #2: Nah let me cum first.
Masturbator #1: Werd.
I woman that is a jackass.
A woman that won't suck her boyfriend's dick is a jacklass.
