Definitions by YapmelkXela

Selfish Shellfish 

Someone that only thinks about themself. It's basically calling someone selfish, but more redundant.

Gary: Dude, can I have some cigarettes?
John: No! They're all mine! Fuck off!
Gary: Dude, fine. Y'don't need to be a selfish shellfish about it. Fuck.

Selfish Shellfish by YapmelkXela October 14, 2009

Sex then Shun 

The act of using someone for sex. A virtual synonym with "one-night-stand."

Hornydude: Damn I can't wait to sex then shun that shit
Homophobe: Wow, would she fall for that?
Hornydude: Probably.
Homophobe: Wow she's a tool!
Hornydude: Who said it was a she?
Homophobe: Dude!!! That explains why you tried stroking my dick at last night!

Sex then Shun by YapmelkXela October 11, 2009

QFT 

1.) Quoted for Truth
2.) Quit Fucking Talking

Used in website forums.

1.

Dude: My life sucks.
Dick: QFT!

2.
Rambler: Actually, I have an opinion worth noting. Just because you like it and I don't doesn't mean I'm wrong - or you're right. It simply means we have different views on the subject. If you were to tell me you disliked something I personally enjoyed, I wouldn't verbally attack you.
TheRightOne: QFT!
RandomOnlooker: Owned.

QFT by YapmelkXela October 11, 2009

Choicepiece 

A woman - or it could even be used for one horny girl referring to a guy - that is looking damn fine... basically, it's the highest compliment to give someone behind their back.

Boyfriend: Oh damn! Check out that choicepiece! Hey, remember last night when I fucked that one bitch...
Girlfriend: *Smack*
Boyfriend: Shit! I thought you were Johnny!
Girlfriend: We are over.

Choicepiece by YapmelkXela October 10, 2009

[{'}] 

A vagina shown on a keyboard.

Girl: Lick my {'}
Guy: Oh man!

[{'}] by YapmelkXela October 7, 2009

<<8^(|) 

Homer Simpson on a keyboard.

Bro: Hey man, what's your favorite show?
Man: I don't know bro... probably <<8^(|)
Bro: !!!

<<8^(|) by YapmelkXela October 7, 2009

/) 

Used to show a "thumbs up" or some sort of approval - can also be used in a sarcastic manner; the opposite of \)

Guy: Dude, I passed "Polly" on expert drums on Rock Band!
Dude: /) Cool story, bro.

/) by YapmelkXela October 6, 2009