YapmelkXela's definitions

Internetcourse

Engaging in sexual conversations through the internet. Can be accomplished using text, a webcam, or microphones.

Practice Safe Sex - Choose Internetcourse! /)

by YapmelkXela January 19, 2010

Sex then Shun

The act of using someone for sex. A virtual synonym with "one-night-stand."

Hornydude: Damn I can't wait to sex then shun that shit
Homophobe: Wow, would she fall for that?
Hornydude: Probably.
Homophobe: Wow she's a tool!
Hornydude: Who said it was a she?
Homophobe: Dude!!! That explains why you tried stroking my dick at last night!

by YapmelkXela October 11, 2009

Nigjams

Music black people play at high decibel levels.

Maurice - Sup nigga?
Tyron - You gonna pump dat shit?
Maurice - Yeeeeeea boii!
Tyron - Haha! Yee!
White Onlooker - Those nigs and their nigjams...

by YapmelkXela December 13, 2009

Chick Before Dick

A phrase used by guys who like to give the woman all the attention - or at least the initial attention - in the bedroom.

Dude 1: Dude, why didn't you let her suck you off, dude?
Dude 2: Dude, it's all about the chick before dick.

by YapmelkXela September 29, 2009

Bubblebum

A very nice ass. Doesn't necessarily have to be huge, in fact, they're normally not. It's just a tasty looking bum-bum.

John: That slut sure knows how to make a guy feel good.
Eugene: Ohhh yeah. How about that bubblebum?
Together: OOHHHHH!!!

by YapmelkXela November 18, 2009

Prejaculation

The act of ejaculating before a desired time; Also known as premature ejaculation.

Ming: What is with my boyfriend and his damn prejaculation?
Dawn: Mmm... Alex prejaculates all the time and I love it.

by YapmelkXela February 12, 2010

Laidy

A woman that is particularly easy to get in bed; a synonym for whore, hoe, or slut.

Boris: How do you like that pornstar Tori Black?
Orville: Oh, I'd like to put it in her keister!
Boris: She's quite the laidy!

by YapmelkXela October 18, 2009