Boris: How do you like that pornstar Tori Black?
Orville: Oh, I'd like to put it in her keister!
Boris: She's quite the laidy!
Orville: Oh, I'd like to put it in her keister!
Boris: She's quite the laidy!
by YapmelkXela October 18, 2009
Dashboard Quit. This is done when someone is playing a game on Xbox LIVE and leaves the game. In most games, this type of quit doesn't change the player's stats.
Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2
"OMFG! That piece of shit n00b with the heartbeat sensor thinks he's hot shit! Fuck this, I'm gonna DQ."
Gears of War 2
"That asshole thinks he's a real hard ass tea bagging me while I'm bleeding out. Oh yeah? DQ this."
"OMFG! That piece of shit n00b with the heartbeat sensor thinks he's hot shit! Fuck this, I'm gonna DQ."
Gears of War 2
"That asshole thinks he's a real hard ass tea bagging me while I'm bleeding out. Oh yeah? DQ this."
by YapmelkXela November 17, 2009
is when you "rock out" or "jam" in your PJ's. While mostly common when playing the video game Rock Band, this can also be done playing 'real' instruments.
Henry: Hey, Sean, wanna pajam tomorrow morning?
Sean: Hell yeah Henry! I love pajamming after a sleep over with you!
*kisses*
Sean: Hell yeah Henry! I love pajamming after a sleep over with you!
*kisses*
by YapmelkXela December 07, 2009
Someone that only thinks about themself. It's basically calling someone selfish, but more redundant.
Gary: Dude, can I have some cigarettes?
John: No! They're all mine! Fuck off!
Gary: Dude, fine. Y'don't need to be a selfish shellfish about it. Fuck.
John: No! They're all mine! Fuck off!
Gary: Dude, fine. Y'don't need to be a selfish shellfish about it. Fuck.
by YapmelkXela October 15, 2009
The act of cussing someone out and/or yelling at that person online on a website forum or in an instant messenger.
Mark: HOW ABOUT YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE I FUCK YOUR DOG?
Tom: Why are you capping me? You're a jackass.
Tom: Why are you capping me? You're a jackass.
by YapmelkXela December 06, 2009
A woman - or it could even be used for one horny girl referring to a guy - that is looking damn fine... basically, it's the highest compliment to give someone behind their back.
Boyfriend: Oh damn! Check out that choicepiece! Hey, remember last night when I fucked that one bitch...
Girlfriend: *Smack*
Boyfriend: Shit! I thought you were Johnny!
Girlfriend: We are over.
Girlfriend: *Smack*
Boyfriend: Shit! I thought you were Johnny!
Girlfriend: We are over.
by YapmelkXela October 10, 2009
Homer Simpson on a keyboard.
by YapmelkXela October 07, 2009