Definitions by YapmelkXela

\)

Used in internet chat rooms and on internet forums/websites to indicate a "thumbs down", showing dislike or disapproval.

Guy: Hey man, I paid for sex last night.
Man: \) Tool.

\) by YapmelkXela October 6, 2009

.l.. d'.'b ..l. 

A great way of owning someone - without words - on the internet. Represents a guy flipping someone off.

Roger: Howdy!
Robert: .l.. d'.'b ..l.
Roger: :(

.l.. d'.'b ..l. by YapmelkXela October 6, 2009

Fake and Shake 

When a man can't urinate as planned due to some sort of outside obstruction that's causing severe loss of concentration. This can include other men talking, little privacy, or even no sound at all. This can usually be overcome by thinking of something completely random, like teddy bears on a jungle gym covered in mustard, or any Beatles song.

Man: Psst, dude, did you piss in there?
Dude: No man, it was way too loud, and the urinals didn't have dividers!
Man: Yeah no shit dude! I had to fake and shake!
Dude: Me too man!
*High Five*
*Awkward Pause*
Together: We need to get laid.

Fake and Shake by YapmelkXela October 2, 2009

Fap or Tap 

The decision that needs to be decided before starting some hot sex. Do you want the moist vag, or do you want the convenience of your hand? Usually debated because of one or more of the following:

1.) Laziness
2.) Time
3.) Gayness

Girl: I'm wet. Do me!
Boy: Aughh... it's 4 A.M.!
Girl: Pleaaaaaaaaaaaase!!
Boy: Oh great. Do I fap or tap, fap or tap...

Fap or Tap by YapmelkXela October 2, 2009

Chick Before Dick

A phrase used by guys who like to give the woman all the attention - or at least the initial attention - in the bedroom.

Dude 1: Dude, why didn't you let her suck you off, dude?
Dude 2: Dude, it's all about the chick before dick.

Chick Before Dick by YapmelkXela September 29, 2009