YapmelkXela's definitions

Fake and Shake

When a man can't urinate as planned due to some sort of outside obstruction that's causing severe loss of concentration. This can include other men talking, little privacy, or even no sound at all. This can usually be overcome by thinking of something completely random, like teddy bears on a jungle gym covered in mustard, or any Beatles song.

Man: Psst, dude, did you piss in there?
Dude: No man, it was way too loud, and the urinals didn't have dividers!
Man: Yeah no shit dude! I had to fake and shake!
Dude: Me too man!
*High Five*
*Awkward Pause*
Together: We need to get laid.

by YapmelkXela October 2, 2009

Paranuts

Used to describe a group of hardcore Paramore fans.

I don't know any Paranuts... but I have a pair a' nuts!

by YapmelkXela January 7, 2010

SeXbox LIVE

People that use Xbox LIVE as a means of having "sex". More simply, a synonym for cybering.

SeXbox LIVE: Move over Disney World! The NEW Happiest Place on Earth!

by YapmelkXela January 19, 2010

\)

Used in internet chat rooms and on internet forums/websites to indicate a "thumbs down", showing dislike or disapproval.

Guy: Hey man, I paid for sex last night.
Man: \) Tool.

by YapmelkXela October 6, 2009

Pajamming

is when you "rock out" or "jam" in your PJ's. While mostly common when playing the video game Rock Band, this can also be done playing 'real' instruments.

Henry: Hey, Sean, wanna pajam tomorrow morning?
Sean: Hell yeah Henry! I love pajamming after a sleep over with you!
*kisses*

by YapmelkXela December 7, 2009