Definitions by YOUR MOM

body shot 

A body shot is a sexual way of doing shots of tequila. Your lime is held in your partner's mouth and the salt put on a body part (stomach, neck, breasts, etc) You lick the salt off of them, take your shot and then eat the lime out of their mouth.

After about 10 Coors Lights she was ready to do body shots.

body shot by your mom March 16, 2005

Magic stick

A sex toy, that is the model of 50 cents real dick. Is battery operated and Water proof

He said this on shade 45 on sirius radio

Magic stick by Your mom March 3, 2005

parkslash 

Parkslash is slash fanfiction involving members of the band Linkin Park. Was originally just Mike/Chester, but has now branched off into several different pairings. Parkslash happens to be one of the most, if not the most, popular slash fanfiction based on music artists, so much so that it got it's own name. Most parkslash is made by illiterate twits who just want to make a sex story, but sometimes there are some decent ones out there.

See Also: slash fanfiction, Linkin Park

lol lyk mike went 2 chester'z houz n dey fuckd lyk animles!!111 lolololol

parkslash by Your Mom March 1, 2005

unipr0n

1. Unipr0n is another name for 'uniporn' that translates into 'unicorn porn'. Used to describe people who get horny over drawings of naked unicorns.

2. A picture of a unicorn with a black censor bar over it's crotch and chest.

See also: pr0n

1. lolz dat unipr0n maks me uber hornee.

2. Look at my awesome unipr0n picture. Didn't I draw the censor bars perfectly?

unipr0n by Your Mom March 1, 2005

n00b'd

They act of 'n00bing' or 'making a n00b'. Used when somebody accidently makes a n00b-like typo. Can also be spelled 'n00bed'.

See also: n00b

Person1: Wow!1 Really?
Person2: HAHA. You n00b'd.

n00b'd by Your Mom March 1, 2005

PVI 

DJO wannabes whose school motto is "winning isnt everything, but beating oconnell is." People who think they are smart, and cannot even spell "respectable" correctly and cannot even produce more than 2 national merit semi-finalist per year, none the less match oconnell's average FIVE FINALISTS per year. Sports teams suck; football team depended on a 19 yr old junior who isnt even allowed to play in WCAC anymore because of that age; a basketball team who cannot even merit a single full scholarship to a top 20 school and takes in all the kids that couldnt make DJO's basketball team. Oh, and the uniforms are ugly too

PVI student: hey! look at my beat o'connell shirt!!!
(sports announcer): O'Connell 70, PVI 53

BURRRRRRN

PVI by your mom February 28, 2005

texas 

The greatest state there is, period. A great state that george bush has made the country and the world hate. Alot of people come on this website and talk shit about texas because of that george bush faggot. And as for the dumbass that said that hitler would have liked Texas he can kiss my ass. If that person (that probably watches mtv and has never been anywhere outside his home state) said that in Texas he would get his smart ass beaten repeatedly and mercilessly. Look beyond the blundering mistakes of george w and find the real texas.

That pansyfuck called texans ignorant so we beat his pompous ass and he was our BITCH!

texas by your mom February 27, 2005