YOUR MOM's definitions

Flip a Bitch

Flipping a bitch is making an illeagal U-turn, usually done in the middle of a street or over a double line. Often times resulting in your passengers freaking out or shitting their pants.

"When she flipped the bitch I almost shit my pants"
"Just flip a bitch, there's no cops"

by your mom March 10, 2003

HANKER

One Who Hanks someone

That guy was a real Hanker

by Your Mom May 22, 2003

background props

also BGP; placing oneself in the background of another person's picture (could be stranger or a friend), usually striking some strange pose or making some other gesture, unbeknownst to the subjects or the photographer

Who is that guy getting his BGPs in all of my pictures?

by Your mom January 17, 2005

Hana

A hana is the most sexy and hot person you’ll ever meet. She could pull anyone. She’s also extremely quirky. She’s also really good at roblox.

“Hana is so sexy”
“I wish I were as good at roblox as Hana”

by Your mom November 22, 2021

sumofabitch

Black vernacular for son of a bitch. Most recently coined by comedian Bernie Mac.

Lemme tell ya somthing ya sumofabitch.

by Your Mom January 5, 2004

the da vinci code

An Awful book by experienced thriller-writer DaN Brown. The book is awful because it is based on false evidence, and makes riDiculous claims. The wRiting itself is hardly good. Brown is following the ainciEnt formula for a thriller. Anyone who is suprised, interested, or in any Way mentally provoked by the book is stupid.

You: Yo man! "The Da Vinci Code" kicks major ass!

Me: SHUT THE FUCK UP MOTHERFUCKER. No, dude, it doesn't.

You: Yeah, it rules! It revoloutionized my view of the world, and immersed me in the FAlse hIStories of people I never really understood before(, being stupid).

Me: HAHAHA YOU FOOL!! THAT'S BULLSHIT!!! I can teach you More (reAl) history in tweNty minutes than you learned in that shitty-ass book! I'm going to pop a cap in yo momma motherfucker!

by Your MOM May 25, 2006

snabald

An individual who is very good at most endeavors they try, but often lacks complete mastery of such endeavors.

A jack-of-all-trades.

MAN! That dude can do anything! He's such a snabald

by Your Mom July 15, 2003