An individual that engages in 'special event' competition, but under false pretense, without injury, incapacity or disability.
Holy shit! Did you see the end of that match? The fuckin' winner--midget, paraplegic hopped outta his wheelchair, high fived his partner and JUMPED over the net after securing victory against that other dude with the spit cup, cervical collar and adult diaper. It was truely magical.
UMMM, NOPE. That guy is a tennis-tard; he may be mentally challenged, but he's not stupid!
UMMM, NOPE. That guy is a tennis-tard; he may be mentally challenged, but he's not stupid!
by YAWA April 11, 2022
That point in time when any additional spousal exposure is no longer endearing; becoming progressively more annoying, irritating and even infuriating depending on how divergent the personalities have evolved.
Funny, they both have similar objectives. He's tryin' to help people using logic, reason and the application of proven methodology and she's facilitating a social well-being platform based on metaphysics, spirituality and faith claims. I wonder how long it will take for 'em to reach Spousal Contact-Capacity Overload?
by YAWA June 23, 2019
That point in time when any additional spousal exposure is no longer endearing; becoming progressively more annoying, irritating and even infuriating depending on how divergent the personalities have evolved.
Funny, they both have similar objectives. He's tryin' to help people using logic, reason and the application of proven methodology and she's facilitating a social well-being platform based on metaphysics, spirituality and faith claims. I wonder how long it will take for 'em to reach Spousal Contact-Capacity Overload?
by YAWA June 23, 2019
An individual, unbiased, end-of-life assessment and summation of what it's all been for and what it all means, if anything.
When he awoke from his stroke, the old dude had a moment of clarity. As he spoke, I listened to him take stock of shit; then he said, 'time to go'. And it was...
by YAWA July 03, 2017
I'm studying blackture this semester...it's important to know what's real about that interesting culture.
by YAWA February 05, 2018
The new-normal, standardized return-to-work, school, just about any large venue proof of negative COVID test requirement.
Hey, wanna get a cup of coffee before work?
Nahhh, can't. Gotta get my daily viral clearance and the lines look pretty long.
Well, good luck on that. I just got a govt check, so I'm stayin' home!
Nahhh, can't. Gotta get my daily viral clearance and the lines look pretty long.
Well, good luck on that. I just got a govt check, so I'm stayin' home!
by YAWA January 07, 2022
The internment into a coffin, tomb or whichever end-of-life vessel is chosen by the representatives of the deceased party.
Damn! Did you hear that what’s-his-head Boxed last night?
Nhaw. What happened to ‘em?
He boxed!
WTF does that mean?
Damn, bro. He bought the farm.
Oh, good for him; we need more domestic food production.
What!? No, dude. He cashed it.
Awesome! I’m glad someone is making some profit ‘round here!
Oy! No! He bit the big one. You know; he’s taking a dirt nap.
It’s no surprise that he’s tired: what’s the big deal?
Well, he’s fucking dead.
No shit! Why didn’t you tell me.
Nhaw. What happened to ‘em?
He boxed!
WTF does that mean?
Damn, bro. He bought the farm.
Oh, good for him; we need more domestic food production.
What!? No, dude. He cashed it.
Awesome! I’m glad someone is making some profit ‘round here!
Oy! No! He bit the big one. You know; he’s taking a dirt nap.
It’s no surprise that he’s tired: what’s the big deal?
Well, he’s fucking dead.
No shit! Why didn’t you tell me.
by YAWA February 03, 2022