YAWA's definitions

Twindemic

The unfortunate, synergistic death-collision between standard-issue, but expected Influenza season and the unwanted, unexpected yet persistent, COVID-19 pandemic.

Hey, you get da flu shot yet?
Nah, waitin' for 'em to include the COVID immunization in the Twindemic vaccine.
Oh, yeah? I hope you don't grow a third eye or shit...

by YAWA September 22, 2020

CoronImmune

The status achieved for individuals that have survived COVID-19 and a designation required in order to return to work, reenter society and be clear for travel.

Where is your CoronImmune Badge? You cannot enter this facility without it!
I'm sorry, my dog ate it...
Officer, take this individual to the decontamination center for re-processing.

by YAWA March 26, 2020

res-q-rinse

The most effective method of performing sinonasal irrigation yet invented by mankind; its amazingly simplistic and respectful design attributes help prevent the choking, coughing and aural fullness problems experienced by patients who have ultimately discontinued use of other nasal irrigation treatments.

I've got serious sinus problems and had several sinus operations; no other sinus rinse works as well as res-q-rinse to maintain my nasal health...and I've tried em all.

by YAWA February 2, 2018

Missile cruiser

The way-too-easy sexual closure fueled by the magic of prom nite or some other milestone, liberating event.

Oh man, it was unexpectedly Awsome! She was massively uninhibited! For the record, NAS-T! Total missile cruiser.....

by YAWA May 14, 2015

trumpsupplicant

A trumpsupplicant is a fervently devoted individual who, despite overwhelming evidence against any given trump position, statement or ideology, continues to maintain unyielding allegiance by providing monetary, legal or political support.

So, you gonna give to the trump 2020 election salvation campaign? He won, ya know...
Ummm, no. I'm more of a realist than a trumpsupplicant. Which also means that I basically think that you are an idiot.

by YAWA December 2, 2020

COVID Par-Tay

A massive, coordinated group gathering designed to INTENTIONALLY spread the corona virus to unsuspecting attendees.

Yo! I invited Mary to the COVID Par-Tay. She's DEFNITELY COVID positive...takin' bets on who gets ta be the next POS, right!

by YAWA July 2, 2020

Exponential Spread

Not exactly the kinda 'spread' you were thinking of or hoping for.

Here it comes! The communicable transfer of COVID-19 transitions from focal incidence to Exponential Spread in a matter of days to weeks.

by YAWA March 5, 2020