YAWA's definitions

Foul Floating Filth

The nefarious process of creating a commode-filling, toilet tissue supported, shit-flotilla in an attempt to air-expose as much fecal material as possible, thus maximizing both odor and offence for subsequent, unsuspecting patrons; frequently deployed in the bathroom facilities of restaurants with poor service, gas stations with exceedingly foul rest room hygiene and other locations deserving of passive-aggressive retribution.

That restaurant had the worse service ever and the food was terrible; there'll be no courtesy flush for them; Foul Floating Filth coming right up...I've been eatin' corn and burritos , too...

by YAWA September 11, 2016

Party with the Germs

Corona-virus forced, cruise-ship quarantine confinement--leaving only the "scurge" available as a source of entertainment.

Well, I'm stuck on this floating party-boat turned prison-ship for two fuckin' weeks... guess it's time to party with the germs; 'cause everyone else is either dead or dyin'...

by YAWA February 15, 2020

skorge

The presidents mis-pronounciation of the word: scourge /skərj/

The Chinese virus is an unseen skorge that can be cured by excessive use of facial bronzer...

by YAWA March 23, 2020

State of Disunion

That special time of the year when IMPOTUS presents all of the administration's past lies--in the context of it's future misdeeds--to Congress and the American people.

ready to digest some massive, spun up bullshit?

it's time for the State of Disunion Address ...

by YAWA February 4, 2020

Hydroxychloroquain't

In deference to the anecdotally proclaimed "highly effective, miracle" medical treatment that turned out to be more likely to cause death by cardiac arrhythmia than to cure COVID-19.

Maybe a fat, failed business fuck isn't the best person to be providing medical recommendations during a pandemic.
Need proof? How about that Hydroxychloroquain't?!

by YAWA April 25, 2020

genderplexed

A state of confusion created by a direct conflict between an individual's appearance and their obvious sexual persuasion

ok, so the waiter with lipstick, long eyelashes, nail extensions and feminine voicing is CLEARLY A DUDE.
Yeah. I'm also genderplexed.

by YAWA July 24, 2021

Botox ambush

A stealthy act of kindness targeting an individual who 'just doesn't believe' that they need any intervention; when, in reality, their face looks like a wrinked, leather prune pit.

Oh snap! It's time for Mom to get the Botox ambush...she just took all of the mirrors out of her house, but WE still have to look at her!

by YAWA July 5, 2019