The inability to quickly or accurately solve algebraic expressions using exclusively mental fortitude.
... and then the teacher says, 'take the square of 15, multiply that by 12.5, add 35 and then perform express the result as a factorial'.
I just told 'dat bitch ' you gotta give me some 'headless math' some paper and at least 1 pencil...
I just told 'dat bitch ' you gotta give me some 'headless math' some paper and at least 1 pencil...
by YAWA January 25, 2020
An individual, unbiased, end-of-life assessment and summation of what it's all been for and what it all means, if anything.
When he awoke from his stroke, the old dude had a moment of clarity. As he spoke, I listened to him take stock of shit; then he said, 'time to go'. And it was...
by YAWA July 03, 2017
Hey, did you score some smack?
Naww. But I did rustle up some serious meth from that Off-Season Santa over there!
Naww. But I did rustle up some serious meth from that Off-Season Santa over there!
by YAWA December 30, 2021
In the entire history of the United States of America there has never been a more corrupt, irresponsible, self-serving, universally disrespectful and superlative victim/grift-meister than DJ Trump; how anyone with even rudimentary critical thinking skills or an agenda marginally outside of internally conflicting confirmation-bias embarrassment could envision this sociopathic narcissist as some form of political deity is beyond comprehension. Sometimes a piece of shit is just a piece of shit no matter how hard you wish it wasn’t; it just is, and believing or wishing something different just make you look like a dumbass.
by YAWA July 18, 2023
A condition of hopeless respiratory Pandemic unpreparedness has required many people, even healthcare workers, to continuously re-use otherwise disposable Personal Protective Equipment. Unfortunately, the INNER surface of protective face masks have a tendency to become heavily soiled by saliva, sputum, food particles, nasal secretions and other decomposing bio-active materials.
Oh, man. I've been wearin' this N95 for two weeks now and I just can't stand it!
Dude, you got the Mask Stank! Just turn it inside out...that's what you do with your underwear. Right?
Dude, you got the Mask Stank! Just turn it inside out...that's what you do with your underwear. Right?
by YAWA May 02, 2020
The supreme balance achieved only when professional, social and family interactions reach equally profound levels of distaste and offense.
Yo! It's celebration time y'all! Timmy has finally reached equal misery! Now he's genuinely depressed at work, at home and at the bar... YAY!!
by YAWA May 12, 2018
The adolescent backlash sustained by an individual who manifests corona virus symptoms, secretly tests positive, but fails to self-isolate and continues to attend school, sporting events, parties and other social gatherings despite the serious collateral health risks posed to direct and secondary contacts.
WTF!? Mary, that idiot, actually KNEW she was positive and came to the party ANYWAY?! Hold on a minute while I say g'bye to my grandparents while they're still fuckin' breathin'...if anyone needs a lesson in COVID shame, it's that dumb bitch. Kripes, be part of the solution not part of the fuckin' problem.
by YAWA September 08, 2020