Definitions by YAWA
Fallon-foul faux pas
The desperate, near-futile attempt to regain control of Social-Media shared, contraband images taken in direct violation of Late-Night talk show guest-appearance contractual agreement.
Distraught, soon-to-be-famous musical artist: Ummm, is there any chance that you could 'UN-share' those pictures of me and Jimmy before I get fired for committing a Fallon-foul faux pas?
Avid fan: OK, sure...but, better curb yer mole before something REALLY scandalous happens.
Avid fan: OK, sure...but, better curb yer mole before something REALLY scandalous happens.
Fallon-foul faux pas by YAWA April 11, 2019
Unprovoked Denial
The unconscious tendency for a guilty or otherwise culpable individual to offer unsolicited excuses, explanations or clarifications out of interrogative context.
If someone explicitly states, "I'm perfectly normal" when there has been no preceding accusation to the contrary--that's an example of Unprovoked Denial...kinda like "No Collusion" or "No Obstruction".
Unprovoked Denial by YAWA April 4, 2019
overtourism
The detrimental psychologic or physical impact sustained by specific, destination-driven travel objectives.
Well, seems like the Amsterdam red-light district sex workers have unionized in protest against overwork; the effects of overtourism have caused them excessive back, groin, oral and pelvic pain to the point of disrepair. One whore was even heard to cry out...'go back to your wives, or whatever!'
overtourism by YAWA March 30, 2019
It’s Mueller Time!
It’s Mueller Time! by YAWA March 23, 2019
Culture of Criminality
The Three-Ring-Shit-Show and Mafia-inspired Don-Jester that is now at the helm of the U.S. Executive branch.
Oh, did you hear about the latest fucked-up presidential Tweetstorm?
You can spare me the details. It's all the same bullshit--just part of our dumbed-down, callous and irresponsible Culture of Criminality...
You can spare me the details. It's all the same bullshit--just part of our dumbed-down, callous and irresponsible Culture of Criminality...
Culture of Criminality by YAWA March 22, 2019
Sobriety Test Fear-Fail
The surreal anticipatory period of uncertainty and apprehension during which the real-time performance of a road-side sobriety test hangs in the balance between spectacular, unbelievable success and crushing, hopeless defeat.
Just look at her; she's tryin' her BEST to walk heel-to-toe, watch-the-movin' cop finger, cartwheel, back-flip and hand-stand. Right now she's in Sobriety Test Fear-Fail...better call in the lawyers anyway...
Sobriety Test Fear-Fail by YAWA March 16, 2019
Spag'n'Balls
A linguistic contraction for that deliciously complex fusion of pasta, tomato-based sauce and balled-up, seasoned ground meat; most effectively applied at high-end dining establishments in order to substantiate an individuals culinary sophistication.
Waiter: And for you, Sir? Have you made a decision regarding the choice of your Main Course?
Patron: Ahhh, yes...I think I'll be having the Spag'n'Balls...
Waiter: I'm sorry sir, I don't seem to find this on the menu...Ahhh, yes. On the kids menu, very well...
Patron: Ahhh, yes...I think I'll be having the Spag'n'Balls...
Waiter: I'm sorry sir, I don't seem to find this on the menu...Ahhh, yes. On the kids menu, very well...
Spag'n'Balls by YAWA March 14, 2019