demon killer

A term reserved exclusively for the righteous end-product of any given christian, home-school education; with an emphasis on faith, flat-earth geology and fucked-up, self-sustaining lunacy, children can be transformed into irredeemable social time-bombs.

Yup. Another fucked-up, home-schooled demon killer arrested. This one for stabbing the UPS guy --Saturday delivery; that's a violation of the 4th commandment and punishable by death...parents must be proud!

by YAWA August 18, 2017

Crapsulation

The delicate yet impervious insulation that forms on the surface-exposed exterior of larger caliber fecal material that, when violated, can no longer contain the noxious turd-stank contained within. Of particular relevance to sun-baked side-walk and lawn droppings.

Oh snap! Run! Grandpa was cleaning the yard and broke crapsulation! He can't smell it, but we can. Here it comes...

by YAWA August 21, 2016

alopecia totalis fulminans

NO hair. Anywhere. Ever

Yo, dat bitch be sexy AND slippery 'cause she be baaaalllddd ereywharrr.
Yup. Das da alopecia totalis fulminans! Enjoy!

by YAWA June 08, 2023

Shittin' Britches

The lower extremity clothing that receives a full load of feces, as circumstances require.

Things are getting out of control; people have taken to the streets, burning buildings, looting and attacking the helpless.
Yeah, seems so. I hope you're wearing yer Shittin' Britches. Here we go...

by YAWA March 22, 2021

Hwoorf

Onomatopoeia for the repeated wretching, rhythmic convulsions of cat hair ball clearing attempts..

"Hwoorf, hwoorf, hwoorf, hwoorf"..... Abruptly awakened in the nite! Bolting out of bed in an attempt to locate and move the wretching animal to a non-carpeted surface.

by YAWA May 14, 2015

unring the bell

The unfortunate realization that any given time sensitive condition cannot be undone.

I so wish that I didn't run over the kid while I was texting while driving. its just too late for that; can't unring the bell.

by YAWA May 14, 2015

presidential grudge fuck

The systematic identification, indictment and prosecution of any person suspected of harboring opposing counter- party, anti-authoritarian political ideology.

It’s hard to lose at the polls when the threat of a presidential grudge fuck undermines voter election confidence, short-circuits election integrity, supplants established democracy and aligns comfortably with the deranged agenda of other non-democratic sociopathic leaders.

by YAWA November 17, 2023