Alright! Would you PLEASE adjust your toilet! The commode high-tide is worse than a fuckin' bidet. Now I gotta wash my hands fer real.
by YAWA August 02, 2021
The absolute denialism required to survive in the COVID post-exposure social dynamic; just lie yer fuckin' ass off.
So, when did you test POSITIVE for COVID and when did you FIRST have symptoms and when did you FIRST begin quarantine?
Ummm, wudn't me.
Ummm, wudn't me.
by YAWA February 23, 2021
The development of unusually high COVID-19 infectious rates among politicians; it's almost as if the virus itself can detect the most corrupt and dishonest among us.
and in other news, political viremia continues to impose forced-quarantine on members of Congress, Administrative branch Cabinet members and support staff... let's just hope that the president is spared, because THAT WOULD JUST BE AWFUL. right...
by YAWA March 13, 2020
A statement invariably followed by words that convey an ineptitude so uniquely profound as to defy credulity.
by YAWA March 01, 2019
Powerful hydrojet force applied to the rectum and/or vagina causing massive internal trauma, organ dissection and generalized, over-inflative destriction.
It was awful; we was gettin' ready to race and just as he hit the jet ski throttle she done flipped off the back. The water jet went thru her legs and just 'bout split her in half; guts a blasted everywhare 'n her head damn near pop'd off.
Damn; death by douche.
Damn; death by douche.
by YAWA April 15, 2023
Having preference for the epidemiological condition resulting in reduction of airborne communicable disease transmission requiring 60-70 percent of a given, closed community to have acquired natural immunity to the infection at the expense significant mortality when targeted immunization protocols can achieve the same objective without inherent suffering.
COVID-19 infection? Get you some! Put away yer mask, gimme a high-five and let's party with the germs!
Ummm. I think I'll wait for the vaccine rather than jump on your herd stupidity train.
Ummm. I think I'll wait for the vaccine rather than jump on your herd stupidity train.
by YAWA November 17, 2020
The status achieved for individuals that have survived COVID-19 and a designation required in order to return to work, reenter society and be clear for travel.
Where is your CoronImmune Badge? You cannot enter this facility without it!
I'm sorry, my dog ate it...
Officer, take this individual to the decontamination center for re-processing.
I'm sorry, my dog ate it...
Officer, take this individual to the decontamination center for re-processing.
by YAWA March 26, 2020