Definitions by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx
Divorce
Something 50% of married couples get when they can't overcome their stupid differences and are willing to put their kids through pain and misery because they can't act like adults and overcome their differences.
That's 75% of divorces. The other 25% are for good reason, like abuse, drugs, or infidelity, but most divorces are over stupid shit that the couple could just grow up and overcome.'
Also, only an idiot can have a divorce more than once.
That's 75% of divorces. The other 25% are for good reason, like abuse, drugs, or infidelity, but most divorces are over stupid shit that the couple could just grow up and overcome.'
Also, only an idiot can have a divorce more than once.
Divorce by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx July 11, 2020
Redneck
A rural middle class worker who's neck is sunburnt from long hours working on a farm, hence the name redneck.
You know you're a redneck if:
You have a boat in your driveway even if you live 100 miles from the ocean and haven't moved it since you bought it.
You have 15 campers in your yard
You haven't mowed your lawn in 15 years
You have a beat up 1999 pickup truck with trump stickers all over it
You take up two or more parking spots when you park
Your dining room is full of dirty clothes
You disowned your gay son and your feminist daughter
You have 15 dui's but still somehow have your licence
You've been married 5 times and have many illegitimate children
You beat your wife until she threatens you with a gun
Your barn burned down because you left a burning cigar in it
You sit on the porch chainsmoking and chugging beers every night
All your kids are named after confederate war generals
You claim to love America but yet you fly a confederate flag
You're racist
You deny the Holocaust
You use public bathrooms to save on your water bill and toilet paper
You have an antenna up and watch pirated tv stations instead of buying cable
You live in North Carolina, South Carolina, Georgia, Tennessee, Kentucky, West Virginia, Alabama, Mississippi, Louisiana, Arkansas, Texas, or Missouri
Your kids don't go to school, instead they get a "real education" by working on your ranch
You claim to be a "real christian" despite being a pothead, alcoholic, and being divorced 5 times and disowning your kids
Your wife weighs more than your 20 kids combined
You have a boat in your driveway even if you live 100 miles from the ocean and haven't moved it since you bought it.
You have 15 campers in your yard
You haven't mowed your lawn in 15 years
You have a beat up 1999 pickup truck with trump stickers all over it
You take up two or more parking spots when you park
Your dining room is full of dirty clothes
You disowned your gay son and your feminist daughter
You have 15 dui's but still somehow have your licence
You've been married 5 times and have many illegitimate children
You beat your wife until she threatens you with a gun
Your barn burned down because you left a burning cigar in it
You sit on the porch chainsmoking and chugging beers every night
All your kids are named after confederate war generals
You claim to love America but yet you fly a confederate flag
You're racist
You deny the Holocaust
You use public bathrooms to save on your water bill and toilet paper
You have an antenna up and watch pirated tv stations instead of buying cable
You live in North Carolina, South Carolina, Georgia, Tennessee, Kentucky, West Virginia, Alabama, Mississippi, Louisiana, Arkansas, Texas, or Missouri
Your kids don't go to school, instead they get a "real education" by working on your ranch
You claim to be a "real christian" despite being a pothead, alcoholic, and being divorced 5 times and disowning your kids
Your wife weighs more than your 20 kids combined
Redneck by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx July 9, 2020
Ex Husband
The useless asshole you finally divorced after years of you doing everything for him and him treating you like a maid, and him being constantly drunk.
Jane: My ex husband is stalking me
Sally: Why the fuck did you even marry him? He's a low life! You should have known!
Sally: Why the fuck did you even marry him? He's a low life! You should have known!
Ex Husband by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx July 7, 2020
2021
The year I optimistically hope will end the shit show that we've had since 9/11. The most toxic generation of kids is graduating high school in 2020, so it should be getting better. I hope 2021 will start off a generation of peace and prosperity that future generations will cherish, just like us millennials cherish the 90's.
2021 by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx July 7, 2020
2000
The last full year of the roaring 90's, even though some wise ass might point out that it's not literally in the 90's. It was the 90's generation still.
2000 was a year of hope and naive hope for the world to keep going the way it was.
And so it was, until, BOOM, 9/11 happens, we go until a war, the economy crumbles, there's mass shootings, kids become socially fucked up, and the world sucks.
I think all 90's kids will remember 2000 as the last year they can look back on and think "damn, what a time to be alive" It really was. 2000 was a time to be alive. We all naively hoped that the prosperity of the 90's would go on forever. But indeed they didn't, and the Roaring 20's should have taught us that prosperous generations usually come to a very abrupt end with no warning whatsoever. If we're ever lucky enough to live in a prosperous generation like that, just remember, enjoy it while it lasts, because it WILL end abruptly. We've learned that the hard way twice. First in 1929 and then in 2001.
2000 was a year of hope and naive hope for the world to keep going the way it was.
And so it was, until, BOOM, 9/11 happens, we go until a war, the economy crumbles, there's mass shootings, kids become socially fucked up, and the world sucks.
I think all 90's kids will remember 2000 as the last year they can look back on and think "damn, what a time to be alive" It really was. 2000 was a time to be alive. We all naively hoped that the prosperity of the 90's would go on forever. But indeed they didn't, and the Roaring 20's should have taught us that prosperous generations usually come to a very abrupt end with no warning whatsoever. If we're ever lucky enough to live in a prosperous generation like that, just remember, enjoy it while it lasts, because it WILL end abruptly. We've learned that the hard way twice. First in 1929 and then in 2001.
2000 really was a time to be alive. Everyone had a good will, no one was scared, and teenagers weren't so damn dysfunctional and arrogant.
2000 by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx July 7, 2020
2001
A very interesting year. The beginning of it was a time to be alive. The 90's were still going full speed, the economy was booming, and the world seemed like it was finally resolved. It truly felt like the "happily ever after" part after a shit show of a century (the 1900's). As the roaring 20's should have taught us, though, good generations come to a very abrupt end. 9/11 happened in September of 2001 and it brought this great generation to an end. The US was just getting over the cold war and then we once again entered a war. The economy has struggled ever since, and it seems kids are becoming more and more dysfunctional. The end of 2001 was depression. It felt like the 90's had been given to us and then taken away in a heartbeat.
Jake (in August 2001): Dude what a time to be alive the economy is booming and the 2000's will be even better than the 90's.
Josh: I wouldn't be so sure, remember what happened to the roaring 20's?
Jake: Nah bro the 2000's will be just like the 90's. Nothing can change it.
Jake: (1 month later): Ah shit man the twin towers got attacked and now we're in a war in Iraq, and there's a bunch of mass shootings everywhere. All these kids are getting cell phones and being dysfunctional. Damn, what a HORRIBLE time to be alive.
Josh: See I told you! Now I'll be grateful that I cherished the good times.
Josh: I wouldn't be so sure, remember what happened to the roaring 20's?
Jake: Nah bro the 2000's will be just like the 90's. Nothing can change it.
Jake: (1 month later): Ah shit man the twin towers got attacked and now we're in a war in Iraq, and there's a bunch of mass shootings everywhere. All these kids are getting cell phones and being dysfunctional. Damn, what a HORRIBLE time to be alive.
Josh: See I told you! Now I'll be grateful that I cherished the good times.
2001 by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx July 7, 2020