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Whatever slippery semi-liquid that may be covering an unwashed penis. The slime of the schlong.
Jake: I'ma whip out mah shit right now, motherfucka.
Todd: Whoah, that dong sure is schlimey. Might as well take a shower, nigga.
by Xfing January 19, 2010

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The guy, whom most Christian girls are overjesused about.
Sandra: I love Jesus SOOO much. He is my friend!

Kate: Yes, so is mine! I really love Jesus.

Tom: You should probably find some REAL friends, gals...

Kate & Sandra: -______-
by Xfing May 27, 2009

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1) To use two firearms at the same time. Popular in many action-oriented FPP shooters. But not the good ones like Doom, Quake or Deus Ex. Apparently rather ineffective in real life.
2) To use two one-handed melee weapons at the same time, rather than one weapon and a shield. Seen a lot in all kinds of RPGs. Probably would be effective in real life if mastered, but seems like no one ever bothered to try.
3) To stick one fist into the girl's baby hole and the other fist into her poohole.
4) To jerk off two cocks at the same time, wielding them akin to clubs or swords. A display of great multitasking, passion and ingenuity.
Much of Hungarian porn from the 1990s featured copious amounts of scenes involving dual wielding penises. Actress Michelle Wild (born Katalin Vad) was quite famous for being placed in such a setup in quite a number of scenes in her time.
by Xfing January 24, 2014

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1) An umbrella term for three heaviest genres of metal music (along with their subgenres): thrash metal, black metal and death metal
2) A convenient term to label the music of bands who tend to incorporate all three of the above influences into their sound
2) A politically correct term/euphemism used to label black metal which happens not to be "black" enough for the trve kvlt people to acknowledge it as such. Hence, some formerly black metal bands who later shifted towards a more mainstream sound have adopted this term to label their own music, which later carried over to reviewers and music press.
1) Understood as an umbrella term, "extreme metal" can be used to describe such different bands as Slayer, Cannibal Corpse or Emperor.

2) Torchbearer can be considered the consummate extreme metal band, as their music is a well-balanced mix of thrash, death and black metal.
3) Dimmu Borgir started out as a melodic black metal band, but later incorporated heavy symphonic and industrial influences into their sound while noticeably reducing explicit Satanic references in their lyrics. This lead to considerable mainstream success for the band, which coupled with its lyrical blandness has called into question the continued status of the band as a "black metal" band. Hence the band's sound is often referred to as "extreme metal", presumably not to upset black metal purists, even though the sound is still predominantly rooted in black metal and lacks thrash or death characteristics.
by Xfing October 31, 2014

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The only supernatural being you worship by not believing in him.
Person 1: Hey, sup with you?
Person 2: Not much, I fucked my girlfriend yesterday.
Person 1: You... what? Aren't you supposed to wait until marriage? By doing this you're praising Satan!
Person 2: No, I'm not. I don't even believe in Satan, dude.
Person 1: That's the point! He wants you to think like that, therefore you are worshipping him!

Person 2: Oh for fuck's sake...
by Xfing June 02, 2014

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The term used to label two musical genres.

1) The fusion of hardcore punk and thrash metal sounding exactly like the sound of it - Integrity or Converge are good examples

2) Extreme metal, usually simplified, with emo clean singing, screamo harsh vocals and an excess of breakdowns which sound nothing like hardcore punk. A fabricated genre aimed at making money and being popular. Why is this called "metalcore" is beyond me.
1) Integrity is a metalcore band and you know why when you listen to it. It takes thrash metal riffs and uses them on hardcore punk drum patterns or vice versa. You know where the "metal" part and the "-core" part came from.

2) Atreyu is a metalcore band. They sound more like nu-metal with chuggy breakdowns. However nobody took his time to understand what exactly the hardcore influences of theirs are - I can certainly hear no breakdowns in my hardcore punk
by Xfing September 09, 2012

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