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Deathcore 

A watered down form of death metal for teenagers with assymetrical haircuts.
Despised Icon were a trademark deathcore band before they broke up in 2008. They were known for their two singers who favored wigger-like dressing style and hand gestures.
Deathcore by Xfing February 24, 2011
Whatever slippery semi-liquid that may be covering an unwashed penis. The slime of the schlong.
Jake: I'ma whip out mah shit right now, motherfucka.
Todd: Whoah, that dong sure is schlimey. Might as well take a shower, nigga.
schlime by Xfing January 19, 2010

Scar Symmetry 

Scar Symmetry is a band from Avesta, Sweden. They play progressive melodic death metal. Many people say they are similar to Soilwork. Oh come on.... well, ok, you could say they are similar to Soilwork but:

1) They haven't sold out.
2) Their lyrics are genius.
3) Their soloist Per Nilsson is Jesus himself.
4) Their songs don't sound the same, and they have no filler songs whatsoever.
5) Last, but not least, they DO change style, but don't ever sell out (this point is used by fans of sellout bands to defend these). They are the perfect demonstration on how to go more melodic and not to sell out at the same time - an attempt, at which both In Flames and Soilwork have failed miserably.

Scar Symmetry are the new generation of Melodeath. They have come from Avesta to deliver Sweden from mainstream and gayness. They bring the world tidings of hope.
Scar Symmetry's new album, "Dark Matter Dimensions" is scheduled to be released on the 11th of September 2009. It's scientifically proven that it's gonna kick unfathomable amounts of ass.
Scar Symmetry by Xfing June 22, 2009

overjesused

Someone who's overly religious, loving Jesus a "little bit" too much, preaching about Jesus, and even going as far as to say that he had a cool beard.

Not really dangerous, but very annoying.
Jimmy: Yo, have you met Sandra? I think she's kinda cute.

Billy: As a matter of fact I have met her, and talked to her, and guess what, she's seriously overjesused.

Jimmy: Awwww....
overjesused by Xfing May 27, 2009

thatsphucked.com 

A fine website devoted to demonstrating things considered as deviations from normality. You can expect seeing fecal porn there, guys in fursuits being humped by stuffed horses, and the like. A fine site indeed.
Steve: LOL guess what I saw today on thatsphucked.com!

Joanne: Yes?

Steve: thatsphucked.com/post/2008/12/Stuffed-Animal-Phucker.aspx

Joanne: Tsk... I hate you, I mean it!!!
thatsphucked.com by Xfing May 27, 2009
The guy, whom most Christian girls are overjesused about.
Sandra: I love Jesus SOOO much. He is my friend!

Kate: Yes, so is mine! I really love Jesus.

Tom: You should probably find some REAL friends, gals...

Kate & Sandra: -______-
Jesus by Xfing May 27, 2009

TruthTube 

Another YouTube clone, this time devoted to showing ogrish.com-like content. Stonings, beheadings, woman and child abuse, Islam, drug overdose deaths, adultery, forced incest and many, many more. Just... the truth.
Jake: Holy shit... I saw that 12-year old kid behead an apostate yesterday.
Matt: Yeah, me too. TruthTube has some creepy stuff on it, but I guess it opens some eyes.
TruthTube by Xfing May 20, 2009
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