Definitions by Xaime
c & b grooming
Milo: My bro Ray told me he went to that specialty barber shop down on Hipster Alley to get him some c& b grooming.
Me: What hothead fuck is c & b grooming, bro.
Milo: Well first they shampoo the hole area around your dick and balls, then they dry you off and take a beard trimmer to your wild and woolies till there ain’t much left. After that, they use a disposable safety razor to shave your cock balls clean, along wit the inner thighs and the taint. And you’re done.
Me: So was he happy with it.
Milo: Yup, real happy. He even showed me and let me feel how close the shave.
Me: Yeah, with that big dick, he was always a show-off. Think he’d show me too, though?
Me: What hothead fuck is c & b grooming, bro.
Milo: Well first they shampoo the hole area around your dick and balls, then they dry you off and take a beard trimmer to your wild and woolies till there ain’t much left. After that, they use a disposable safety razor to shave your cock balls clean, along wit the inner thighs and the taint. And you’re done.
Me: So was he happy with it.
Milo: Yup, real happy. He even showed me and let me feel how close the shave.
Me: Yeah, with that big dick, he was always a show-off. Think he’d show me too, though?
c & b grooming by Xaime June 1, 2019
Cockbonding
A form of male friendship and mutual attraction based on each other’s cock. Can be either non-sexual or sexual. The non-sexual form can be based on admiration of the shape, size, or squirts of the other ‘s cock; the erotic form on mutual sexual activity, such as jerking off, cocksucking, or fucking.
Mark and Otis first experienced cockbonding on seeing each other’s hanging dick in the gym gang showers. They are now strongly cockbonded.
Cockbonding by Xaime May 28, 2019
cockshroud
The foreskin of the cock, especially a long one that sticks out over the cockhead in kind of pucker, or a very wrinkly one.
Tim wouldn't skinny-dip with us at the pond because last time he showed his cock around other guys they made fun of his wrinkly foreskin. They pulled it over the head of his dick and shouted, "Dudes, look! A cockshroud!"
cockshroud by Xaime May 28, 2019
Jizzfire
A concentrated attack of jizz directed at an enemy or enemies. Jizz patrols stalk their targets and fire successive waves of cum onto then once they engage. Enemies who survive the attack may retaliate in a re-engagement. (By extension from “gunfire,” i.e. firing from the “gun,” in this case the penis.
The guys from the frat across the road invaded the pledges’ dorm room and sustained a jizzfire attack until early morning, when they abandoned the field. Casualties on both sides were dripping with jizzfire.
Dongbro
A dude you can recognize just from seeing his dick, even without seeing the rest of him. This is usually because you’ve jerked dong with him so many times.
Stu: “Nice day for Naked Race, huh? Hey, is that your bro Mitch coming up alongside?”
Stan: “Nah, man, Mitch is cut, and this bro’s got skin. That’s my dongbro Lou. Dude’s got a hella hot porn collection. He can go for a long time and work up to a spectacular finish. Hey, Lou! Wanna rub one out after the race?”
Stan: “Nah, man, Mitch is cut, and this bro’s got skin. That’s my dongbro Lou. Dude’s got a hella hot porn collection. He can go for a long time and work up to a spectacular finish. Hey, Lou! Wanna rub one out after the race?”
Dong
dong bator
No, man, Dong Bator is not a suburb of Ulan Bator, it's what your roommate does in his room all day and all night!
dong bator by Xaime May 18, 2019