A concentrated attack of jizz directed at an enemy or enemies. Jizz patrols stalk their targets and fire successive waves of cum onto then once they engage. Enemies who survive the attack may retaliate in a re-engagement. (By extension from “gunfire,” i.e. firing from the “gun,” in this case the penis.
The guys from the frat across the road invaded the pledges’ dorm room and sustained a jizzfire attack until early morning, when they abandoned the field. Casualties on both sides were dripping with jizzfire.
by Xaime May 22, 2019
After we had sex, my partner said “Dude, you jizzed all over me!” I replied “You know what they say: ejaculation is the sincerest form of flattery. I paid you a cum compliment”
by Xaime November 28, 2022
A form of male friendship and mutual attraction based on each other’s cock. Can be either non-sexual or sexual. The non-sexual form can be based on admiration of the shape, size, or squirts of the other ‘s cock; the erotic form on mutual sexual activity, such as jerking off, cocksucking, or fucking.
Mark and Otis first experienced cockbonding on seeing each other’s hanging dick in the gym gang showers. They are now strongly cockbonded.
by Xaime May 28, 2019
The practice of eating one's own jizz for enjoyment or as a protein supplement.
Pronounced "Otto's perm Ma fudgie." Accent on "Ma."
Pronounced "Otto's perm Ma fudgie." Accent on "Ma."
Tim told me that some of the guys at the circlejerk might be doing autospermophagy. He was right. One guys wiped up his jizz with his hand and licked it up. Another guy aimed for his mouth and landed three big squirts of cum in there. The last guy was the best, though. He put his knees behind his shoulders and sucked on his dong until he filled his mouth with his own thick goo and showed to the rest of us on his tongue. Cool dicktricks, bros!
by Xaime June 03, 2019
The foreskin of the cock, especially a long one that sticks out over the cockhead in kind of pucker, or a very wrinkly one.
Tim wouldn't skinny-dip with us at the pond because last time he showed his cock around other guys they made fun of his wrinkly foreskin. They pulled it over the head of his dick and shouted, "Dudes, look! A cockshroud!"
by Xaime May 28, 2019
No, man, Dong Bator is not a suburb of Ulan Bator, it's what your roommate does in his room all day and all night!
by Xaime May 18, 2019
by Xaime May 20, 2019