XDavid PolicastroX's definitions

flying carpets

Rickyism for "flying colors"

"He passed with flying carpets."

by XDavid PolicastroX March 9, 2009

Winona Spider

What Winona Ryder would be if she was an arachnid.

Spider.

"Watch out, Bronson, there's a Winona Spider in your hair!"

by XDavid PolicastroX April 16, 2009

Joe Dirte

Pornounced "Deer-tay". "Joe Dirt" churched up.

Joe Dirt: "Comin' to work. Joe Dirte."

KXLA Security Guard: "Don't try and church it up son. Don't you mean Joe Dirt? Naming you that your father must've really hated you."

by XDavid PolicastroX April 13, 2009

white shower

A shower that is superior to all other showers! And don't get me started on those fucking dirty baths.

"When I finished reading "Mein Kampf", I shaved my head, and took a white shower; then put on my boots and red suspenders."

by XDavid PolicastroX April 15, 2009

check yo self

What you need to do before you wreck yo self.

"Check yo self, 'fo you wreck yo self, 'cause I'm bad for your heath - I come low stealth."

by XDavid PolicastroX April 16, 2009

Make my words

Rickyism for "mark my words".

"You make my words, I'm gonna get my grade 10; and everyone else can just catch a boat to Fuck-offity Land."

by XDavid PolicastroX January 28, 2009

In Flamer

Douchebags who only like foreign metal bands; mainly Scandinavian metal.

"Ugh, that douchebag listens to At The Gates so much, I'm starting to hate them. He's such an In Flamer."

by XDavid PolicastroX April 15, 2009