Wypipo whisperer's definitions

Enhanced Playtime

When a child drowns, waterboards, or otherwise tortures a stuffed animal or doll in order to get them to talk. But teddy ain’t no snitch.

“Her teddy bear lost an eye when it wouldn’t talk. She’s going to waterboard it later, sometimes enhanced playtime is the best strategy for gathering information”

by Wypipo whisperer August 22, 2019

Blue Line Butthurt

When you're so used to taking it up the ass from your oppressors involuntarily any suggestion that they might not be good for you or for society at large makes you start screeching and looking for a jackboot to lick.

"Bro, did you see that bootlicker get all blue line butthurt?"

by Wypipo whisperer September 8, 2020

Fruit-Loop Freak-Out

A fruit loop freak out is a category 5 freak out by a person who ia mentally unstable. Typically, a fruit-loop freak-out involves screaming, crying, threatening, and periodically stopping to screech "WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY FRUIT LOOPS?!?"

We all love fruit loops, but not so much as a fruit-loop freaker

He destroyed the house in a Fruit-Loop Freak-Out

by Wypipo whisperer November 29, 2020

The Dropsies

A bad case of lack of motor function in your hands. Typically, a person with the dropsies drops nearly everything. It is possible to catch the dropsies intermittently, and be an intermittent dropper, but a full blown case of the dropsies typically leads to screaming "shit! Fuck!", making the utterer a near-constant shitfucker with a bad case of the dropsies

"Bro, he drops everything, he has the dropsies"

by Wypipo whisperer October 6, 2020

L-B-I-G-O-T

L-B-I-G-O-T Men often engage in casual misogyny. While L-B-I-G-O-T Women do the misogyny less, Both sexes participate in casual racism as well, and often engage in hating on the poor because its a nice reprieve from racism and misogyny sometimes

"THAT L-B-I-G-O-T man was harassing another straight man for being black. The world is on crazy pills"

by Wypipo whisperer April 5, 2022

Woodchipper Rights Activist

A Woodchipper Rights Activist is one who believes that all people deserve the right to leap headfirst into a woodchipper and if the "evil government" stops them from doing so, the fact they were stopped from leaping headfirst into a woodchipper is "the worst kind of tyranny". To make matters worse, the woodchipper rights activists are often taken to hospitals after their brushes with woodchippers, either due to injury or suspected mental health issues, which doubles up on the tyranny, and the encounter becomes the "WORST worst kind of tyranny" , doubling up on the worst's and capitalizing on them as well. Woodchipper rights activists can be seen about noon, rousing from sleep in their parents basement to declare literally everything thats ever been done is "the worst kind of tyranny"

"bruh, that woodchipper rights activist damn near died yesterday. He just tries to leap into the woodchipper to prove he has real freedom"

by Wypipo whisperer September 16, 2020

Cholera TV

The original method of motionless picture film invented in 1668. But these early TV's were not without drawbacks, being initially named the "poop soup killer" as when the Cholera TV first came out people were so shocked they literally shit themselves to death en masse. The people left behind were so preoccupied with their motionless picture Cholera TV's they hardly had time to dig mass graves for their friends and comrades.

The random nature of Cholera TV poisoning is also where the phrase "shit out of luck" came from.

Here is an example of a cholera TV in use in dungeons and dragons:
Cholera TV: infect target host with 2d6 visual damage per round to bowels/anus until dead or cleansed

"ever since these new Cholera TV's came out, people been shitting themselves over them"

by Wypipo whisperer August 22, 2020