Fine Veal

"damn gurl, did you see that FINE veal that has us pulled over? He can take me to his pig pen anytime, and we can get real dirty together!"
by Wypipo whisperer September 10, 2020
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Blue Line Butthurt

When you're so used to taking it up the ass from your oppressors involuntarily any suggestion that they might not be good for you or for society at large makes you start screeching and looking for a jackboot to lick.
"Bro, did you see that bootlicker get all blue line butthurt?"
by Wypipo whisperer September 08, 2020
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Enhanced Playtime

When a child drowns, waterboards, or otherwise tortures a stuffed animal or doll in order to get them to talk. But teddy ain’t no snitch.
“Her teddy bear lost an eye when it wouldn’t talk. She’s going to waterboard it later, sometimes enhanced playtime is the best strategy for gathering information
by Wypipo whisperer August 22, 2019
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Woodchipper Rights Activist

A Woodchipper Rights Activist is one who believes that all people deserve the right to leap headfirst into a woodchipper and if the "evil government" stops them from doing so, the fact they were stopped from leaping headfirst into a woodchipper is "the worst kind of tyranny". To make matters worse, the woodchipper rights activists are often taken to hospitals after their brushes with woodchippers, either due to injury or suspected mental health issues, which doubles up on the tyranny, and the encounter becomes the "WORST worst kind of tyranny" , doubling up on the worst's and capitalizing on them as well. Woodchipper rights activists can be seen about noon, rousing from sleep in their parents basement to declare literally everything thats ever been done is "the worst kind of tyranny"
"bruh, that woodchipper rights activist damn near died yesterday. He just tries to leap into the woodchipper to prove he has real freedom"
by Wypipo whisperer September 16, 2020
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A saying that once meant something would never happen. Rendered obsolete with the advent of the police helicopter.
“Cops aint gonna catch us, that will happen when pigs fly!”
“Bro the police helicopter is listening, shut up”
by Wypipo whisperer August 22, 2019
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The Dropsies

A bad case of lack of motor function in your hands. Typically, a person with the dropsies drops nearly everything. It is possible to catch the dropsies intermittently, and be an intermittent dropper, but a full blown case of the dropsies typically leads to screaming "shit! Fuck!", making the utterer a near-constant shitfucker with a bad case of the dropsies
"Bro, he drops everything, he has the dropsies"
by Wypipo whisperer October 06, 2020
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L-B-I-G-O-T

L-B-I-G-O-T Men often engage in casual misogyny. While L-B-I-G-O-T Women do the misogyny less, Both sexes participate in casual racism as well, and often engage in hating on the poor because its a nice reprieve from racism and misogyny sometimes
"THAT L-B-I-G-O-T man was harassing another straight man for being black. The world is on crazy pills"
by Wypipo whisperer April 05, 2022
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