Definitions by Wypipo whisperer
Enhanced Playtime
When a child drowns, waterboards, or otherwise tortures a stuffed animal or doll in order to get them to talk. But teddy ain’t no snitch.
“Her teddy bear lost an eye when it wouldn’t talk. She’s going to waterboard it later, sometimes enhanced playtime is the best strategy for gathering information”
Enhanced Playtime by Wypipo whisperer August 22, 2019
That will happen when pigs fly
A saying that once meant something would never happen. Rendered obsolete with the advent of the police helicopter.
“Cops aint gonna catch us, that will happen when pigs fly!”
“Bro the police helicopter is listening, shut up”
“Bro the police helicopter is listening, shut up”
That will happen when pigs fly by Wypipo whisperer August 22, 2019
Anthropologize
Anthropologize by Wypipo whisperer August 22, 2019
Aunt Enna
The very small ant, who is an aunt to many other small ants, that provides TV service to millions, if not billions of people. Aunt Enna, also known as Ant Enna, is also responsible for wi-fi
Aunt Enna by Wypipo whisperer August 22, 2019
Lack toes in taller ants
When you are literally too scared to drink milk as last time you did, a huge ant that didnt have any toes robbed you for all your milk.
Lack toes in taller ants by Wypipo whisperer August 22, 2019
Wypoo son
Singular of wypipo/ scourge of the earth. Calls the police on every squirrel, tree, and black person they can find ‘dangerously’ eating a waffle
Person 1: “yo did you see that Wypoo son calling the cops?”
Person 2: “yeah, i did, they must’ve seen a black person driving again”
Person 3: “i wish wypipo cared as much about the KKK burning crosses on my lawn as they do about Gerald driving”
Person 2: “yeah, i did, they must’ve seen a black person driving again”
Person 3: “i wish wypipo cared as much about the KKK burning crosses on my lawn as they do about Gerald driving”
Wypoo son by Wypipo whisperer August 21, 2019
You-can-flaily
You-can-flaily by Wypipo whisperer August 21, 2019