Shitfuck

A verb in the english language which typically means that something has gone very wrong. Only if the correct phrase is uttered in such a moment of terror or frustration can it be a true shitfucking

Trainee *sneezes in John's face*
Trainee: "SHIT! FUCK!! I AM SOOOO SORRY, JOHN!"
John: "shitfuck is right! Jesus, you shitfucked all over me! I'm getting out of here before i get shitfucked again, see you later my shitfucking friend."

by Wypipo whisperer August 10, 2020

You-can-flaily

A ukulele with a mace attached at one end. The proverbial opposite of a mullet.

“Wow that you-can-flaily is really party in the top, business in the back!”

by Wypipo whisperer August 22, 2019

Aunt Enna

The very small ant, who is an aunt to many other small ants, that provides TV service to millions, if not billions of people. Aunt Enna, also known as Ant Enna, is also responsible for wi-fi

“Aunt Enna totally hooked it up with wicked wi-fi”

by Wypipo whisperer August 22, 2019

Cholera TV

The original method of motionless picture film invented in 1668. But these early TV's were not without drawbacks, being initially named the "poop soup killer" as when the Cholera TV first came out people were so shocked they literally shit themselves to death en masse. The people left behind were so preoccupied with their motionless picture Cholera TV's they hardly had time to dig mass graves for their friends and comrades.

The random nature of Cholera TV poisoning is also where the phrase "shit out of luck" came from.

Here is an example of a cholera TV in use in dungeons and dragons:
Cholera TV: infect target host with 2d6 visual damage per round to bowels/anus until dead or cleansed

"ever since these new Cholera TV's came out, people been shitting themselves over them"

by Wypipo whisperer August 22, 2020

That will happen when pigs fly

A saying that once meant something would never happen. Rendered obsolete with the advent of the police helicopter.

“Cops aint gonna catch us, that will happen when pigs fly!”
“Bro the police helicopter is listening, shut up”

by Wypipo whisperer August 22, 2019

Lack toes in taller ants

When you are literally too scared to drink milk as last time you did, a huge ant that didnt have any toes robbed you for all your milk.

“I am lack toes in taller ants, i can’t drink milk”

by Wypipo whisperer August 22, 2019

Resting

When a hornet or wasp comes back to sting you a second time as the first time just was not enough.

“A bee showed up, and it resting me”

by Wypipo whisperer August 24, 2019