Mushroomhead

A kickass band from Cleveland that sounds nothing like Slipknot even though they wear masks. Slipknot ripped off Mushroomhead's live act, but Mushroomhead is clearly the better band. Mudvayne is better than Slipknot too.

I went to the Mushroomhead concert in NYC and kicked the shit out of this fucktard in the moshpit.

by Wyatt b quiet November 24, 2003

The Ill Punandy

The greatest shit ever. The most fucking amazing thing you've ever laid eyes on, listened to, smelled, ate, fucked, whatever. Derived from good old ill, and punandy, a word that I heard a Mongoloid say once and thought sounded pretty fuckin ill. Punandy is not to be confused with punani, which means pussy. The ill punandy is a phrase that only cool motherfuckers use, so if I catch your dork ass walking down the street saying my phrase, I will bash your fucking face in. If you're cool (I can tell) then use this phrase. Why? Because it's the ill punandy.

Have you listened to Lamb of God's new shit? Lamb of God is the ill punandy!

by Wyatt b quiet December 12, 2003

Yellow Porn

What R. Kelly loves to watch. And make.

R. Kelly made some Yellow Porn with 8 year old girls.

by Wyatt b quiet December 04, 2003

Geech

The fleshy,sensitive space between your sack and your asshole. Also called taint or gooch.

Lick my geech baby!!

by Wyatt b quiet November 17, 2003

hick

My Grandma, my cousins who fuck each other, and my 13 year old cousin with a 15 year old son.

Wyatt's grandma is such a hick.

by Wyatt b quiet November 13, 2003

Iron Maiden

The greatest metal band of all time. A NWOBHM band that has defined all metal we know today (excluding Nu-Metal). Iron Maiden (along with the also immortal Judas Priest , Thin Lizzy, and Motorhead) influenced every 80s and 90s thrash band (including Metallica, Slayer, Pantera, and most noticeably Iced Earth) and invented the Power Metal genre (even though technically IM is neither thrash metal nor power metal). Their best albums are the golden trio: Number of the Beast, Piece of Mind, and Powerslave. Their two new albums, Brave New World and Dance of Death, also kick fucking ass. Their best song, fuck it, THE BEST METAL SONG EVER MADE is Hallowed be Thy Name.

Iron Maiden is the beginning. Iron Maiden is the reason. Bruce Dickinson is the best singer. Dave Murray and Adrian Smith (and Janick too) are the best guitarists. Steve Harris is the all-time best songwriter and a damn good bassist, and Nicko McBrain is a fucking amazing drummer. Iron Maiden can't be fought.

by Wyatt b quiet March 12, 2004

Wegro

The act of growing weed.

Yo man how's the wegroin goin?

Great man, this Orange Haze is wegroin really well!

by Wyatt b quiet December 04, 2003