Definitions by Wyatt b quiet

Iron Maiden 

The greatest metal band of all time. A NWOBHM band that has defined all metal we know today (excluding Nu-Metal). Iron Maiden (along with the also immortal Judas Priest , Thin Lizzy, and Motorhead) influenced every 80s and 90s thrash band (including Metallica, Slayer, Pantera, and most noticeably Iced Earth) and invented the Power Metal genre (even though technically IM is neither thrash metal nor power metal). Their best albums are the golden trio: Number of the Beast, Piece of Mind, and Powerslave. Their two new albums, Brave New World and Dance of Death, also kick fucking ass. Their best song, fuck it, THE BEST METAL SONG EVER MADE is Hallowed be Thy Name.

Iron Maiden is the beginning. Iron Maiden is the reason. Bruce Dickinson is the best singer. Dave Murray and Adrian Smith (and Janick too) are the best guitarists. Steve Harris is the all-time best songwriter and a damn good bassist, and Nicko McBrain is a fucking amazing drummer. Iron Maiden can't be fought.

Iron Maiden by Wyatt b quiet March 12, 2004

the shit 

The best. Really fuckin ill. See The Ill Punandy.

Yo, Lamb of God is the shit!

the shit by Wyatt b quiet December 15, 2003

The Ill Punandy 

The greatest shit ever. The most fucking amazing thing you've ever laid eyes on, listened to, smelled, ate, fucked, whatever. Derived from good old ill, and punandy, a word that I heard a Mongoloid say once and thought sounded pretty fuckin ill. Punandy is not to be confused with punani, which means pussy. The ill punandy is a phrase that only cool motherfuckers use, so if I catch your dork ass walking down the street saying my phrase, I will bash your fucking face in. If you're cool (I can tell) then use this phrase. Why? Because it's the ill punandy.

Have you listened to Lamb of God's new shit? Lamb of God is the ill punandy!

The Ill Punandy by Wyatt b quiet December 12, 2003

Asshole 

San-Franciscan for vagina.

San-Franciscans love buttsex.

Asshole by Wyatt b quiet December 4, 2003

Yellow Porn 

What R. Kelly loves to watch. And make.

R. Kelly made some Yellow Porn with 8 year old girls.

Yellow Porn by Wyatt b quiet December 4, 2003

Wegro 

The act of growing weed.

Yo man how's the wegroin goin?

Great man, this Orange Haze is wegroin really well!

Wegro by Wyatt b quiet December 4, 2003

Mushroomhead 

A kickass band from Cleveland that sounds nothing like Slipknot even though they wear masks. Slipknot ripped off Mushroomhead's live act, but Mushroomhead is clearly the better band. Mudvayne is better than Slipknot too.

I went to the Mushroomhead concert in NYC and kicked the shit out of this fucktard in the moshpit.

Mushroomhead by Wyatt b quiet November 24, 2003