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Today Austria is only known as the home of the famous Steyr AUG. Arnold Schwarzenegger and Adolf Hitler are considered to be its 'greatest' sons. But in fact is also a wonderful place in the alps where people like Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, Joseph Haydn, Franz Schubert, Sigmund Freud, Ferdinand Porsche, Erwin Schrödinger, Ludwig Wittgenstein, Karl Landsteiner and many other genius persons were born.

Most people - currently living on this planet - haven't even heard from these Austrians and so they don't know that Austria played a leading role in the development of science, culture and philosophy. Austria was also one of the first superpower states but after the First World War it shrunk to a nonsignificant spot on the globe. Because of this embarrassing fact most of the Austrians turned into misanthropic, unfriendly persons who build bombs in their basements (best known Austrian maniac is Franz Fuchs who blasted several bombs during the mid 90s) or who try to obtain world leadership (e.g. Schwarzenegger). The small but sane rest of the Austrians are hardworking people who achieved that their country developed to one of the richest countries in the world.

Capital city: Vienna
Inhabitants: 8.26 E6
Well, once he was a real Austrian but look at him now!

Hey, face reality! You are no damned Austrian who lives in the past!
by Wrencheater June 15, 2006
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Function: verb
Inflected Form(s): -dy•fied; -fy•ing
Usage: to bundyfy
Noun: Bundyfication
Etymology: derived from the name of U.S. all time hero / serial killer Ted Bundy

Meaning: to bundyfy - act of unthinkable massive violence against a single person or against several human beings, carried out by a mentally disturbed/undeveloped Psycho.

Background Information:

After Teddy busted out of jail (for the second time) he sneaked into the Chi Omega sorority house of the Florida State University. There, he bundyfied to girls by smashing their faces with an oak club after he bundynized another girl. And as if this hadn't been enough, he decided - on his way home - to bundynize an additional girl from a different house.

NOTE: there is a significant difference between Bundyfication / bundyfying / bundyfy and Bundynization / bundynizing / bundynize!
A: Yesterday I couldn't sleep because of my fucking neighbors!
B: You should bundynize them!
A: WTF? You mean 'bundyfy'?
B: Oh! I'm so sorry! Of course Bundyfication and not Bundynization!
by Wrencheater July 14, 2006
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- Ted Bundy's preferred weapon. He used it to bundyfy more than 28 women between 1974 and 1978.

- "join the oak club" a common phrase used by retro psycho killers to recruit new members for massive clubbing action during a mass bundyfication.
Teddy: "Wanna join the oak club?"
by Wrencheater July 14, 2006
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Function: verb
Inflected Form(s): -z•ed; -z•ing
Usage: to bundynize
Noun: Bundynization
Etymology: derived from the name of U.S. all time hero / serial killer Ted Bundy

Meaning: to bundynize - act of unthinkable massive violence in addition to rape and sheer inhuman sexual abuse against a single person, carried out by a mentally disturbed/undeveloped Psycho. Usual outcome: lethal.

Background Information:

After Teddy mutilated one of his victims, he sodomized her with a hairspray can. This was an act of bundynization. See also: bundyfy

NOTE: there is a significant difference between Bundyfication / bundyfying / bundyfy and Bundynization / bundynizing / bundynize!
A: Why did he bundynize her?
B: What do you mean?
A: Well, don't you think that bundyfication would have been enough!
B: I guess it turned him on.
by Wrencheater July 14, 2006
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German for Austria

see Austria and World War I
A: Another war won by Österreich!
B: Wait until they join Germany, then Österreich is fucked again!

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Psychiatrist: What is your opinion about Österreich?
Patient #1: Österreich wird eines Tages wieder eine Weltmacht sein!
Patient #2: What is an Österreich?
by Wrencheater June 15, 2006
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GCC stands for GNU Compiler Collection (and not for GNU C Compiler). It is used with Linux or other operating systems. It can even be used with Windows if you use mingw32 or cygwin for example...

...and it sucks!
A: I can't afford Microsoft VC++ so I have to use the GCC!
B: You better shoot yourself!
by Wrencheater August 16, 2006
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An old German term, which stands for American music.

Origin: During WWII, American soldiers brought their music to Europe where it was only enjoyed by open-minded folks, while the real Nazis called it Negerjazz.

Neger = offensive German word for an Afro-Whatever person.
Jazz = Jazz

The word Negerjazz can still be heard in various areas of Germany and Austria. Although it is mainly used by 'old' people (who used it already in the "good old days"), also younger generations say Negerjazz to describe Hip-Hop and related music genres.
Grandson: "I wanna have the new 50 Cent album for Christmas!"
Grandpa: "Who is 50 Cent? Is it Negerjazz?"
Grandson: "It is cool Hip-Hop from the U.S.!"
Grandpa: "Negerjazz?"
Grandson: "Uhm, yes, maybe."
Grandpa: "Forget it! I'll buy you some real music - German tuba music!"
by Wrencheater July 17, 2006
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