Ponging is when you are having sex with a girl and you pull out and immediately pop a ping pong ball in her vagina. She then does a kegel to release the ball, you grab a solo cup and she must make it in or you will not continue to have sex with her.
My girl was ponging so hard last night she got every cup in the pyramid.
1. When one devours you with the disgusting odour of their vagina.
2.When a female's genitals send out and unpleasant stench, and their being a possibilty she hasn't washed herself in a while.
Her: Baby i want you to go down on me tonight!
Him: Not with that bloody ponging vag by urself a douche!
In a porno (usually)when 2 guys are double penetrating the female, the guy on top's scrotum is so long that it actually swings back and forth to the point where it tags both his own anus and the other guy's scrotum.
When J-Lo was getting the double-dick action, P-diddy was madping ponging AFLAAAACK's nuts!
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*