Working Class Hero 's definitions

Gladius Guavas

Tits that resemble a gladiators sword

Long flat and pointy at the end

She looks like a sword rack with those two gladius guavas hanging there

by Working Class Hero December 30, 2020

Wild Flowers

Like wild flowers these tits are not as pleasing on the eye as regular tits. Uncontrollable by a bra due to their shear floppiness. But like wild flowers they are still pleasing nonetheless

Non comforming these tits refuse to be prisoner to any bra

Braless bags of skin

That chick has no bra on. Those are some wild flowers

by Working Class Hero November 28, 2020

Wombles Noses

Tits that resemble wombles noses from the classic kids tv show the wombles

Underground over ground wondering free her wombles noses are wobbling at me

by Working Class Hero November 28, 2020

so empty

Breasts that feel like they have no contents. Just 2 sacks of skin with an areola and a nipple. No trace of them ever being a full and meaty breast

I love your tits they are so empty and soft

by Working Class Hero April 18, 2021

jabba leia love child

When she has an arse like princess leia in the gold bikini but tits like Jabba's tongue she must be their love child

2 nasty tongues spilling over the top of the bikini but such a fine pert ass

When she has an arse like princess leia in the gold bikini but tits like Jabba's tongue she must be a jabba leia love child

by Working Class Hero January 8, 2021

Hangers Hoist

Aka a pair of shoelaces aka zip ties

Use them on your tits to stop them touching your belly

Use rope or string or anything really. Even wear a bra if you have to

Her: Whats with the shoelaces?
You: I'm going to give you a hangers hoist

by Working Class Hero November 25, 2020

Toddlers Socks

Tits that look like a toddlers socks

Small empty and dangling

Usually belonging to a skinny mom with a few kids

She had tits like a toddlers socks

by Working Class Hero December 4, 2020