Stay Pufts

Huge squashy floppy marshmallow boobies

I love sleeping on your stay pufts

by Working Class Hero January 01, 2021

Sandwich Skin Sacks

Floppy triangular titties

Like soggy sandwich sliced diagonally

She had horrendous sandwich skin sacks

by Working Class Hero December 18, 2020

Roll Up Rack

Tits that need to be rolled up to fit into a bra

Long floppy saggy titties

Her tits look weird in that bra. I think she has a roll up rack

by Working Class Hero December 15, 2020

Anime Psychosis

When you masterbate over anime porn more frequently than real porn

Thats the 5th time this week I have searched and wanked over Elastigirl's thicc arse. I think I have ANIME PSYCHOSIS

by Working Class Hero December 01, 2020

Lazy Susan's

Empty Tits that resemble 2 slices of pizza limp, floppy, flat, triangular in shape and the nipple dangling from the bottom

Friend: How was your date last night ?
You: She had Lazy Susan's

Friend: Sorry bro thats horrible
You: I still enjoyed them

by Working Class Hero December 11, 2020

Lazy Susan's

Tired tits

Tits that have given up the fight with gravity

Empty, deflated bags of skin

Hideous floppy things with nips at the bottom

I had to tie them up because they were lazy Susan's

by Working Class Hero November 28, 2020

Flake Fear

When you are afraid to let anyone touch your vagina because you don't want them to feel how dry it is

It will be such a turn off for them, instead I will douse myself in baby oil and climb on top before he gets chance

I have serious flake fear that he will be put off by my dry fanny

by Working Class Hero December 29, 2020