Belt Warning

⚠️ Belt Warning ⚠️

This is important advice from personal experience

Never trust a woman wearing a belt with her outfit (not on her trousers but a belt that comes with a top or jacket that crosses at the stomach)

I went on a date with a woman and she was wearing a very nice almost see through white top with a belt and had a black lace bra underneath

She looked to be fairly flat chested but what I didn't realise until later that evening was that her breasts were coming from underneath the bra and then being secured by her belt. Her nipples were literally poking out from under the belt at the same level as her belly button

Please have your wits about you

And yes we still fucked
by Working Class Hero December 18, 2020
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Clavicle

If she asks for a compliment tell her she has a nice clavicle. Don't mention those hangers
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Cheese Tits

Melted tits

Deflated, saggy empty sacks of skin
She was ashamed of her melted cheese tits
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Hens

Hens = Hideous Empty Norks

Empty floppy tits in need of inflation

Empty skin bags with nipples at the bottom
Look at that hen and her hens
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slices of heaven

My favourite kind of tits. The ones that look like slices of pizza 🍕 limp, floppy, flat, triangular in shape and only one piece of pepperoni right at the point of the triangle (the nipple)

I love to lift those skin flaps up by the nipple, so light and empty. I can fit a whole one in my mouth they are so soft and devoid of fat
Those tits are the dream. Like slices of heaven to me
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Tier 4

When you can't follow basic rules
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Strawberry Choc dip

When you fuck her in the arse with her used tampon and dip it in her bloody pussy and then in her shitty arse on repeat until she comes
I was round at Susan's the other night and I gave her a strawberry choc dip 😋
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